Total Portugal Victory ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

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  1. And then they got kicked out because they couldn’t stop preaching Christianity. Luckily, a truly based nation had a better understanding of trading. Rule #1, don’t annoy your business partner joao

  2. I live in Japan and have some knowledge of Japanese. And now Iโ€™m absolutely cracking up about some of these words lmao.

  3. The Dutch also had their influence

    ใƒ€ใƒƒใƒใƒฏใ‚คใƒ• = datchi-waifu = Dutch + wife = sex doll

  4. The Dutch taught them the most important word though, beer.

  5. It is oddly specific that the Japanese word for part time work is Arubaito, from German Arbeit.

  6. dayum pedro was good at trading some time ago

    now the only thing he’s good at is producing fadista singers, but I’m still grateful

  7. Japan is a Portuguese colony, holy fuck

    Come to think of it, I was watching something earlier about a Japanese dude and when he was talking about “bread”, I heard the fucking “pรฃo”

    I first thought it sounded spanish but now this post made me realize. It’s fucking port. Holy shit

  8. Pretty impressive for a Brazilian colony.

    Shame you got kicked out though. Guess the Japanese just liked us better.

  9. As a Portuguese speaker, I find those Japanese words hilarious

  10. This is deeply weird when you’re learning the language, as they have an alphabet just for foreign words… but very early foreign concepts (like tobacco) are done in the alphabet for local ideas as they’d not made the new one yet.

    Also calm down Joao, it’s Jan’s game. They wanted non-proseletysing traders to live on an artificial island, the game was rigged from the start.

  11. At the time, Japan was a poor country. Nagasaki didn’t even have a Portuguese governor.
    The most profitable colony in the Far East was Macau, which held the monopoly on official trade with China until 1840.

  12. Historically illiterate. The Portugese were banished from there. Guess who wasn’t…

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