So…if the replica is true to the original… I take Ronaldo has hairless balls and the tip always exposed?
they put the hair on it too ahahaha, appreciate the attention to detail. also didn’t ronaldo get botox injected into his penis?
Who circumcised him
We’re growers not showers! just ask your mom…. Or dad! We don’t discriminate by gender either.
Why are you looking at dolls dicks?
Way too trimmed. If they were gonna make it realistic at least give him a decent bush.
He’s a grower, not a shower. Also, Portugal’s most accurate statue tells different story. Just look at Susan’s smile: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6547021/amp/Golden-Balls-Cristiano-Ronaldo-statues-groin-polished-shine-rubbed-tourists.html
Completely OT. These are cheap action figures. My ex used to collect higher quality dolls and they did come with a set of removable peens.
Love how some guy got one of these here and then checked the pants.
You just have massive hands, thats above average, some may even call it massive, HUGE.
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It’s called a feature by the way. And yes.
So…if the replica is true to the original… I take Ronaldo has hairless balls and the tip always exposed?
they put the hair on it too ahahaha, appreciate the attention to detail. also didn’t ronaldo get botox injected into his penis?
Who circumcised him
We’re growers not showers! just ask your mom…. Or dad! We don’t discriminate by gender either.
Why are you looking at dolls dicks?
Way too trimmed. If they were gonna make it realistic at least give him a decent bush.
He’s a grower, not a shower. Also, Portugal’s most accurate statue tells different story. Just look at Susan’s smile: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6547021/amp/Golden-Balls-Cristiano-Ronaldo-statues-groin-polished-shine-rubbed-tourists.html
Completely OT. These are cheap action figures. My ex used to collect higher quality dolls and they did come with a set of removable peens.
Love how some guy got one of these here and then checked the pants.
You just have massive hands, thats above average, some may even call it massive, HUGE.
yo who made this toy
https://preview.redd.it/j8l8t6p3j8qd1.png?width=709&format=png&auto=webp&s=3cea93ec870f619b607b2b2510500c93f62c5a4c
How is Gio being pleased then?
WE WERE IN THE POOL
I’m not even going to ask
“Hi Ronaldo, thanks for coming in to model for the new doll, now if you wouldn’t mind getting your cock out that would be great”
No, according to recent data the majority doesn’t have a penis at all!
Harry Kane = Giant PP , 👍
Small? What do you mean?
No tiene sentido, enough Internet for the day.
Ronaldo is circumcised?
That’s basically how Portugal was created. We took all the dudes with micropenis and women with moustaches and gave them a piece of land.
Sometimes you can’t say who is male or female, even if they’re naked.
But you should thank us for giving them the most remote part of the peninsula, and thus not letting them enter the rest of the continent.
I’ve heard they’re doing great, they even learnt how to fish, and without any help!
Small balls. Needs more microplastics.
Penaldo
Aqui o Pedrito quer é ver piroca tuga, sabe muito
Yes.
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Next!
And it’s even circumcised …. Not true European PP
Cheaply made… way too hairless and light coloured to be a portuguese pp