Has anyone bought tic tacs in a gents? by ash_ninetyone Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 27 comments The handles are a bit ambiguous on the right hand side. Mind you, I suspect a Tic Tac would do much the same as a “Blue Zeus”. Once as a kid, nothing came out. Went to the till to get my money back and got some weird looks Those box of skins are 29p in Home Bargains at the moment Or so I’ve heard The three componenets of a great evening. Save money and just eat the big mint in the urinal… I did cos I got caught analysing the condoms and had to pretend I just fancied some tictacs the 3 horsemen of getting wellied in the local boozer : 1 : My luck appears to be in tonight, best go fully prepared 2 : I am 5 pints in. Not sure i could perform as well as i need to, best get this just in case. 3 : 10 pints in, i am afraid my breath may be a bit stale, i may need some minty fresh breath. No armaniiiiiiii no punaniiiiii Has anybody actually bought the Blue Zeus things? £3 for what are essentially 2 sweets, because it ain’t Viagra. Be wary of stuff like this. I remember seeing some Guinness in a plastic bottle and it tasted like piss. No Marmite or cheese & onion? That’s a pretty poor selection. Not eaten in the tic tacs, but i’ve tried the skins… Worst chewing gum I’ve ever tasted Not these but Smints as a kid in the 90s Okey-dokey then. Cheese and onion flavour Union Jack tickler it is. Bagsy me first go with it! Yes, I did it last week at my local harvester, the tic tacs were flavoured as mint but it gave me fruit, only £1 worth the experience I’ve seen ‘tic tacs’ for sale in a gents before skin. I like how Blue Zeus tells you you’re getting 2 x 850mg tablets, but doesn’t tell you what you’re getting 850mg of. They’re the backup for when someone walks in on you mid-johnny purchase. The last thing I bought in the gents was a squirt of Kouros from a Nightclub toilet guy in the late ‘90s. It’s not a real pub unless the vending machine has inflatable sheep and sticky willies Pop the Tictacs into the condom for an unusual ribbed experience? Mmmm, tics tacs that have been slowly marinading in the stench of stale piss I haven’t. I have however bought cheese and onion, Union Jack tickler condoms regularly. I bought some in the ladies after my friend passed out at the train station. They were orange and lime but the machine said mint When I was about 17 I once bought condoms from one of these machines so that my friends would think I was a cool guy who fucks. It’s for getting the smell of cum off your breath before you go home to the wife. Only thing I’ve ever paid for in a toilet is a lollipop. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
The handles are a bit ambiguous on the right hand side. Mind you, I suspect a Tic Tac would do much the same as a “Blue Zeus”.
the 3 horsemen of getting wellied in the local boozer : 1 : My luck appears to be in tonight, best go fully prepared 2 : I am 5 pints in. Not sure i could perform as well as i need to, best get this just in case. 3 : 10 pints in, i am afraid my breath may be a bit stale, i may need some minty fresh breath.
Has anybody actually bought the Blue Zeus things? £3 for what are essentially 2 sweets, because it ain’t Viagra.
Be wary of stuff like this. I remember seeing some Guinness in a plastic bottle and it tasted like piss.
Yes, I did it last week at my local harvester, the tic tacs were flavoured as mint but it gave me fruit, only £1 worth the experience
I like how Blue Zeus tells you you’re getting 2 x 850mg tablets, but doesn’t tell you what you’re getting 850mg of.
The last thing I bought in the gents was a squirt of Kouros from a Nightclub toilet guy in the late ‘90s.
I bought some in the ladies after my friend passed out at the train station. They were orange and lime but the machine said mint
When I was about 17 I once bought condoms from one of these machines so that my friends would think I was a cool guy who fucks.
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The handles are a bit ambiguous on the right hand side.
Mind you, I suspect a Tic Tac would do much the same as a “Blue Zeus”.
Once as a kid, nothing came out. Went to the till to get my money back and got some weird looks
Those box of skins are 29p in Home Bargains at the moment
Or so I’ve heard
The three componenets of a great evening.
Save money and just eat the big mint in the urinal…
I did cos I got caught analysing the condoms and had to pretend I just fancied some tictacs
the 3 horsemen of getting wellied in the local boozer :
1 : My luck appears to be in tonight, best go fully prepared
2 : I am 5 pints in. Not sure i could perform as well as i need to, best get this just in case.
3 : 10 pints in, i am afraid my breath may be a bit stale, i may need some minty fresh breath.
No armaniiiiiiii no punaniiiiii
Has anybody actually bought the Blue Zeus things? £3 for what are essentially 2 sweets, because it ain’t Viagra.
Be wary of stuff like this.
I remember seeing some Guinness in a plastic bottle and it tasted like piss.
No Marmite or cheese & onion? That’s a pretty poor selection.
Not eaten in the tic tacs, but i’ve tried the skins… Worst chewing gum I’ve ever tasted
Not these but Smints as a kid in the 90s
Okey-dokey then. Cheese and onion flavour Union Jack tickler it is. Bagsy me first go with it!
Yes, I did it last week at my local harvester, the tic tacs were flavoured as mint but it gave me fruit, only £1 worth the experience
I’ve seen ‘tic tacs’ for sale in a gents before skin.
I like how Blue Zeus tells you you’re getting 2 x 850mg tablets, but doesn’t tell you what you’re getting 850mg of.
They’re the backup for when someone walks in on you mid-johnny purchase.
The last thing I bought in the gents was a squirt of Kouros from a Nightclub toilet guy in the late ‘90s.
It’s not a real pub unless the vending machine has inflatable sheep and sticky willies
Pop the Tictacs into the condom for an unusual ribbed experience?
Mmmm, tics tacs that have been slowly marinading in the stench of stale piss
I haven’t. I have however bought cheese and onion, Union Jack tickler condoms regularly.
I bought some in the ladies after my friend passed out at the train station. They were orange and lime but the machine said mint
When I was about 17 I once bought condoms from one of these machines so that my friends would think I was a cool guy who fucks.
It’s for getting the smell of cum off your breath before you go home to the wife.
Only thing I’ve ever paid for in a toilet is a lollipop. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!