I know this is just a joke. Portuguese women are very hairy so we portray them as monkeys. haha good joke but we already know that. The detail I like here is that the chimpanzee eats the lice directly from the comb. just like Portuguese women do
She’s most likely stronger than you, so better be polite in your approach!
Well, they do say guys fall for women like their mothers…
She caught you eye because they don’t make this beautiful on your little island
To much sand for your truck, I’m afraid.
I’ve had worse!
Only if you are tall, fit, rich, successful, charismatic, funny
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Yeah go for it, she looks beautiful!
She could eat my lice anytime.
she’s out of your league bro
what’s up, gorgeous? ready for a round of mediterranean passion?
Oh man, a Brit taking the piss on portuguese woman.
Not nearly enough moustache. You can do much better.
definitely! You won’t find anything better in England.
I thought you like birds with bad hygiene habits and STDs, Barry! This one looks too clean and tidy for you. Natural hair and whatnot!
https://preview.redd.it/az6ynu2zceqd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f03bfca48bdf2d5e07f2eaf307f2b7ca42b660
Still prettier than 95% of British girls.
show her your Banana.
https://preview.redd.it/uq5tktfygeqd1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c39b3205e4d3ccd9a181dd8f8603fd2fde3f6dd9
I would like britwomen covered with hair too…
Tell her you are great at football.
I know this is just a joke. Portuguese women are very hairy so we portray them as monkeys. haha good joke but we already know that. The detail I like here is that the chimpanzee eats the lice directly from the comb. just like Portuguese women do
She’s most likely stronger than you, so better be polite in your approach!
Well, they do say guys fall for women like their mothers…
She caught you eye because they don’t make this beautiful on your little island
To much sand for your truck, I’m afraid.
I’ve had worse!
Only if you are tall, fit, rich, successful, charismatic, funny