/r/northernireland best of – who’s the biggest wanker? Top voted comment after 24 hours will be added to the grid
September 23, 2024
/r/northernireland best of – who’s the biggest wanker? Top voted comment after 24 hours will be added to the grid
by splinket69
17 comments
Tom Smyth
It’s a hard contest between everyone who voted for larne as the biggest shithole
Nolan
Although there are a LOT of contenders, Nolan is still clear
Nolan
Bear Grylls (on a technicality)
Lurgan, fucked over in round 1, it’s not being fucked over this time
Jamie Bryson, surely….?
Bryson
Although admittedly he may be needed for the grandstand finish on Biggest Slabber.
Eamon. Holmes
Nolan
Edwin Poots
Booooo – LURGAN
Can I put in my next door neighbour as the biggest wanker? 😂
Probably me
Bryson
Let’s not get distracted by Nolan. He’s a wanker but he’s clearly the biggest slabber by a mile.
Tom Smyth or Bryson for biggest wanker.
I’d argue Smyth because at least with Bryson he is what he claims to be, just a straightforward unionist polemicist with zero self awareness.
But Smyth is actively more of a wanker because he pretends to be this self made businessman while having been actually caught for laundering money for paramilitary groups. His main source of income is a load of famously badly run apartments bought with cash that came from nowhere and selling his ‘courses’ to absolute eejits. He’s our home grown version of those youtube scammers that charge for courses that tell people to drop ship chinese crap on amazon or use AI to make fake audiobooks.
17 comments
Tom Smyth
It’s a hard contest between everyone who voted for larne as the biggest shithole
Nolan
Although there are a LOT of contenders, Nolan is still clear
Nolan
Bear Grylls (on a technicality)
Lurgan, fucked over in round 1, it’s not being fucked over this time
Jamie Bryson, surely….?
Bryson
Although admittedly he may be needed for the grandstand finish on Biggest Slabber.
Eamon. Holmes
Nolan
Edwin Poots
Booooo – LURGAN
Can I put in my next door neighbour as the biggest wanker? 😂
Probably me
Bryson
Let’s not get distracted by Nolan. He’s a wanker but he’s clearly the biggest slabber by a mile.
Tom Smyth or Bryson for biggest wanker.
I’d argue Smyth because at least with Bryson he is what he claims to be, just a straightforward unionist polemicist with zero self awareness.
But Smyth is actively more of a wanker because he pretends to be this self made businessman while having been actually caught for laundering money for paramilitary groups. His main source of income is a load of famously badly run apartments bought with cash that came from nowhere and selling his ‘courses’ to absolute eejits. He’s our home grown version of those youtube scammers that charge for courses that tell people to drop ship chinese crap on amazon or use AI to make fake audiobooks.