Clearly there must have been some sabotage involved. It is obvious that nothing could have gone wrong by itself. Soviet, er I mean Russian engineering is perfect. So that clearly points to sabotage. I sure hope the FSB rounds up all the Russian eggheads and jails them and tortures them … er no – again I mean. Conducts a thorough and fair investigation to find out who the traitors are. Maybe all of them are the traitors!
> Russian President Vladimir Putin has described the RS-28 Sarmat as a “formidable weapon,” claiming that the system has virtually no range limitations
Indeed.
Russia is the new North Korea.
Oops. Guess their big scary missile isn’t so scary after all. Their big scary missile isn’t so scary after all.
Disaster for Russia. Great news for us.
Red line…
According to Russian officials, it worked perfectly. Better even than they expected, as it targeted an enemy they didn’t even realize was there. The body has not yet been found.
Republicans, fascists, garbage humans everywhere share one thing in common. Because they cannot take responsibility for their actions they can never get better at things. So not only are they evil but offensively incompetent.
They are really putting the “no range” in “no range limitations”.
“Top Russian space scientist dies after being ‘severely poisoned by mushrooms”
cant make this sh** up anymore lmao
Typical of Russian technology, the Sarmat missile utilizes consumer grade pagers in it telemetry systems.
Russia doesn’t have nuclear capability… outside it’s nuclear silos
yet more evidence the russian silo ICBM fleet is not exactly meeting its readiness goals.
fortunately the US isnt interested in actually testing their capabilities. but it really does raise the question of if their fleet of nukes are operational at all. probably gives the war planners at the pentagon who come up with random battle plans something more interesting to game out with Russia though.
Incidentally, this rocket is named “Satan II”.
Aladeen said it needed to have a pointy tip!! See what happens if it doesn’t have a pointy tip??
Ah, finally a weapon that targets Russia’s greatest enemy…
Ah, finally a weapon that targets Russia’s greatest enemy…
Telegram reports a Russian advanced rocket technician traded a critical component for a bag of potato’s.
Guess that happens when you spend all your maintenance budget on vodka and track suits…
I hate Putin as much as anyone else, but ICBMs are hard: https://www.airandspaceforces.com/icbm-test-failure-nuclear-modernization/
The crater in the ground suggests that too
In mother russia, you don’t test the ICBM. ICBM test you.
Do we have a before and after?
Article says that there was no sign of explosion before sept 19 and shows what is a “large crater”. But I’m curious how bad it really is.
Warlord rattles the saber and the handle breaks off.
The world has learned that the Russian military isn’t quite what we all thought it was.
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Clearly there must have been some sabotage involved. It is obvious that nothing could have gone wrong by itself. Soviet, er I mean Russian engineering is perfect. So that clearly points to sabotage. I sure hope the FSB rounds up all the Russian eggheads and jails them and tortures them … er no – again I mean. Conducts a thorough and fair investigation to find out who the traitors are. Maybe all of them are the traitors!
> Russian President Vladimir Putin has described the RS-28 Sarmat as a “formidable weapon,” claiming that the system has virtually no range limitations
Indeed.
Russia is the new North Korea.
Oops. Guess their big scary missile isn’t so scary after all. Their big scary missile isn’t so scary after all.
Disaster for Russia. Great news for us.
Red line…
According to Russian officials, it worked perfectly. Better even than they expected, as it targeted an enemy they didn’t even realize was there. The body has not yet been found.
Republicans, fascists, garbage humans everywhere share one thing in common. Because they cannot take responsibility for their actions they can never get better at things. So not only are they evil but offensively incompetent.
They are really putting the “no range” in “no range limitations”.
So who’s falling out a window this week?
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Gift link to bypass pay wall
https://wapo.st/3TFiasC
this is what happens when u throw all your scientists out of windows…or in gulags..or …
[like this here..](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/top-russian-space-scientist-dies-30828877)
“Top Russian space scientist dies after being ‘severely poisoned by mushrooms”
cant make this sh** up anymore lmao
Typical of Russian technology, the Sarmat missile utilizes consumer grade pagers in it telemetry systems.
Russia doesn’t have nuclear capability… outside it’s nuclear silos
yet more evidence the russian silo ICBM fleet is not exactly meeting its readiness goals.
fortunately the US isnt interested in actually testing their capabilities. but it really does raise the question of if their fleet of nukes are operational at all. probably gives the war planners at the pentagon who come up with random battle plans something more interesting to game out with Russia though.
Incidentally, this rocket is named “Satan II”.
Aladeen said it needed to have a pointy tip!! See what happens if it doesn’t have a pointy tip??
Ah, finally a weapon that targets Russia’s greatest enemy…
Ah, finally a weapon that targets Russia’s greatest enemy…
Telegram reports a Russian advanced rocket technician traded a critical component for a bag of potato’s.
Guess that happens when you spend all your maintenance budget on vodka and track suits…
I hate Putin as much as anyone else, but ICBMs are hard: https://www.airandspaceforces.com/icbm-test-failure-nuclear-modernization/
The crater in the ground suggests that too
In mother russia, you don’t test the ICBM. ICBM test you.
Do we have a before and after?
Article says that there was no sign of explosion before sept 19 and shows what is a “large crater”. But I’m curious how bad it really is.
Warlord rattles the saber and the handle breaks off.
The world has learned that the Russian military isn’t quite what we all thought it was.
What?? Yet another Russia inspired great day.
~~Footage suggests~~ Russian is a disaster.
Good, fuckem