Unaccompanied men shouldn’t be allowed in the middle aisle of Lidl

by Ubba_Lothbrok

33 comments
  1. I’m more worried about the decoration on your car than I am of an impulse plasma cutter purchase. Seriously, wtf.

  2. Well what were you going to do, *not* get a discounted plasma cutter? What if you need to cut something with plasma?

  3. seriously? how much? i bought a plasma gun for my dc tig welder cos i was told i could rig it to a compressor and now my machine would be tig, arc and plasma all in one .. didnt work.. i still have the bloody gun in the cuipboard…

  4. It took me like 5 mins to decipher what was actually in the picture given the array of stickers on that car… OP, I think the plasma cutter is the least of your concerns!

  5. I really hope you don’t have a “Fake Taxi” sticker on your car…

  6. OP needs a plasma cutter to lop off the bits of his car infected by the deadly sticker virus

  7. Forget the middle aisle of Lidl, unaccompanied men shouldn’t be allowed to customise their car like that!

  8. I’d be more worried that this alleged “man” is driving a child’s car.

    BTW, how much was the ironing board?

  9. Lidl is great for when you want some fresh ciabatta as well as some fruit and a hand saw.

  10. I know everything about in just this one post. Super into late night lidl movements

  11. I saw this last week and I wondered, what situations require a plasma cutter?

  12. That’s a little bit of a stretch, men don’t drive cars covered in stickers

  13. And like a battered and silent wife your car tells us a 1000 word story about you without even speaking.

  14. In his defence, he was unsupervised…
    My wife used to hold my hand wandering around Aldi/Lidl. I used to think it was romantic, turns out it’s just to prevent the above scenario

  15. To save you all the work, you can get it picked up and scrapped for free, and they will even pay you!

    No need to spend hours cutting it up bro!

  16. Probably shouldn’t be allowed in Halfords either by the looks of it.

  17. Can you put me out of my misery and tell me what car that is please? I’m normally pretty good but I can’t work that out

  18. I was home with my Kiwi husband last year. Took him to the middle aisle – he hadn’t quite believed my stories about what I’d seen on sale there.

    Ended up having to drag him out by the collar almost. God knows what we’d have ended up paying in excess baggage to NZ if I’d let him stay.

  19. Careful posting a picture of a modified car in this sub it’ll just get loads of ha-..

    Oh too late

  20. I bet you £10 this guy has a “Fake Taxi” or “MILF hunter” sticker somewhere on this car.

  21. Did you really put a spoiler on the back of a Peugeot 407? Why? Why would you do that? Isn’t the horror of owning a Peugeot 407 embarrassing enough.

  22. You’re a step closer to doing the Cayo Perico heist!

  23. Feel bad for mate honestly.

    Made a decent enough typical r/casualUK post, but decided to post it with his horrendously shit stickerbombed car and you lot are letting him have it.

    Brilliant

  24. Playing loose with the term men here mate, judging by the state of that car

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