You should go back and get it. Wait a few weeks and leave it in the house somewhere.
I think it’s damn adorable. You go and get it back this instant.
If that doll isn’t cursed, no doll is cursed. Your wife is correct.
Your wife should get off tiktok
You’ll be seeing it again. Very soon.
Think you pissed it off.
Well if she thinks the bins cursed why is she making you take a doll there?
My mother in law…
I’ve seen this movie, that fucker is coming back to get you both.
I love that she specifically said a public bin. Like it wouldn’t crawl back from there in the night too
Roberta the Doll
Your wife is a smart lady, the public bin shows she’s thought it through.
She doesn’t look very happy. It’ll be fine tho just fine, sleep well tonight brother….
Time to come back with a kitschy second hand painting of a small child crying 😁
Is your wife alright?
It will come back!.. It will find you!… You will not escape!
Rip mamou
She’ll be back
Tell her you pitched it in a canal/the sea/a river, wait a week, soak it in water and put it on her pillow.
Tell your wife she’s smart. I don’t like looking at this photo let alone the doll. OFF TOO THE BIN
My sister had one similar when we were kids
Poor Daisy. 🙁
She might have a point pal tbh
Do you know this doll’s name? Google isn’t helping.
It most definitely is.
It’s just sat there plotting…
Bur it’s so cute ):
Any other Jonathan Coulton fans about?
Just so we are clear, your wife is a real, grown up woman and not imaginary?
If she is real, tell her you had a nightmare where Death visited you and foretold of a prophecy that said if you ever put the bins out or helped with cooking or cleaning in the future, the world will end.
She’s already plotting her revenge
At least put the seat belt on it, you don’t want it angery at YOU next
If I was to cast a doll for a horror movie that’s the last thing I would look at, pink hair, pink belt, pink shoes lool
We are waiting for “The doll returns”
Great now you’ve passed the cursed doll off to little Susy.
You should have taken it to an abandoned shed out in the woods and stabbed it 37 times and then poured pigs blood all over it, while playing Dimmu Borgir on a boom box, before beheading and burning it. There’s no way the curse would survive that.
If you wake up and it’s on back on your bedside table at least you know she was right
Don’t worry, Goosebumps taught me that it’ll come back on its own.
I shit you not, we used to have a cursed toy when we were little.
I threw the fucker into the woods, the next day he was in the middle of the garden.
Then I burried the fucker in the woods. The next day, he was in the middle of the garden again.
Third time I threw him into someone’s garden, I think he got the message and found a new home.
Now the logical thinking here would be that a random dog found him and thought were were playing fetch (we never had a dog), but no, that mother fucker was 100% cursed.
37 comments
You should go back and get it. Wait a few weeks and leave it in the house somewhere.
I think it’s damn adorable. You go and get it back this instant.
If that doll isn’t cursed, no doll is cursed. Your wife is correct.
Your wife should get off tiktok
You’ll be seeing it again. Very soon.
Think you pissed it off.
Well if she thinks the bins cursed why is she making you take a doll there?
My mother in law…
I’ve seen this movie, that fucker is coming back to get you both.
I love that she specifically said a public bin. Like it wouldn’t crawl back from there in the night too
Roberta the Doll
Your wife is a smart lady, the public bin shows she’s thought it through.
She doesn’t look very happy. It’ll be fine tho just fine, sleep well tonight brother….
Time to come back with a kitschy second hand painting of a small child crying 😁
Is your wife alright?
It will come back!.. It will find you!… You will not escape!
Rip mamou
She’ll be back
Tell her you pitched it in a canal/the sea/a river, wait a week, soak it in water and put it on her pillow.
Tell your wife she’s smart. I don’t like looking at this photo let alone the doll. OFF TOO THE BIN
My sister had one similar when we were kids
Poor Daisy. 🙁
She might have a point pal tbh
Do you know this doll’s name? Google isn’t helping.
It most definitely is.
It’s just sat there plotting…
Bur it’s so cute ):
Any other Jonathan Coulton fans about?
Just so we are clear, your wife is a real, grown up woman and not imaginary?
If she is real, tell her you had a nightmare where Death visited you and foretold of a prophecy that said if you ever put the bins out or helped with cooking or cleaning in the future, the world will end.
She’s already plotting her revenge
At least put the seat belt on it, you don’t want it angery at YOU next
If I was to cast a doll for a horror movie that’s the last thing I would look at, pink hair, pink belt, pink shoes lool
We are waiting for “The doll returns”
Great now you’ve passed the cursed doll off to little Susy.
You should have taken it to an abandoned shed out in the woods and stabbed it 37 times and then poured pigs blood all over it, while playing Dimmu Borgir on a boom box, before beheading and burning it. There’s no way the curse would survive that.
If you wake up and it’s on back on your bedside table at least you know she was right
Don’t worry, Goosebumps taught me that it’ll come back on its own.
I shit you not, we used to have a cursed toy when we were little.
I threw the fucker into the woods, the next day he was in the middle of the garden.
Then I burried the fucker in the woods. The next day, he was in the middle of the garden again.
Third time I threw him into someone’s garden, I think he got the message and found a new home.
Now the logical thinking here would be that a random dog found him and thought were were playing fetch (we never had a dog), but no, that mother fucker was 100% cursed.
Did it at least come with some frogurt?