Rocket is kind of underselling it. That’s a freakin ballistic missile. A piece of junk one apparently.ย
Just failing across the board. Too funny.
Alright, since when did rockets start to develop personality?
We saw the “rocket jump scare” almost hitting the camera man earlier. Now wtf is this? emo rocket? “I’m tired, boss” ahh rocket?๐
It’s okay buddy, happens to all of us at a certain age.
Back to sender
No mention of those amazing classic Mercedes?
Aah man, hate to see itโฆ.
โฆnot explode.
Was it a failed launch or did it launch its first stage booster from a secondary explosion? Looks like a lot of smoke/dirt in the air already here.
Why would Israel do this??? /s
If I were Lebanese, I’d be out in the streets demanding that Hezbollah stop this bullshit. All they’re doing is embarrassing themselves and bringing death and destruction to Lebanon, which by the way, Lebanon absolutely cannot afford. I suspect the people may rise up against them sooner rather than later.
Lebanon has hurt itself in it’s confusion.
Any Arabic speakers who could understand what he was saying? I know a bit of fusha and the only word I could make out was saroukh
I’m calling it now….
Free Lebanon 2025
Wot? No Allahu Akbars???
“Is it supposed to do that?” ” I don’t thi๐”
And if an apartment building is hit and anyone gets killed theyโll just conveniently blame Israel and report 500 killed in a single strike
Israel doesnโt need any help but Iโm sure they appreciate it.
damn they can’t even fight back properly, what an absolute stompfest. When the rocket does launch, it either goes off course and hits their own territory, or it just get intercepted by Iron Dome lol.
My Israeli brothers and sisters are going to blow them off the map. Fuck around and find out
The only rocket left after the Israeli strikes:
Nothing more dangerous to innocent civilians than constipated rockets made of rusty water pipes
Rare case of too much left rudder
After this will be the Houthis, I guess.
Rinse and repeat
Now someoneโs got a big ol unexploded ordinance sitting in their garden
Omg hezbolla is genociding Lebanese civilian๐ฑ
So that’s where my Mercedes W124 went
I wonder how many km have those mercedes w124 and how many they will do
Allahu akbar!
That rocket badly needs some Viagra.
This must be one of those better rockets all the arm chair truth tellers on X been screaming for Israel to worry about. I wonder if they sniff their own farts after huffing the Galaxy Gas. I assume so.
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Rocket is kind of underselling it. That’s a freakin ballistic missile. A piece of junk one apparently.ย
Just failing across the board. Too funny.
Alright, since when did rockets start to develop personality?
We saw the “rocket jump scare” almost hitting the camera man earlier. Now wtf is this? emo rocket? “I’m tired, boss” ahh rocket?๐
It’s okay buddy, happens to all of us at a certain age.
Back to sender
No mention of those amazing classic Mercedes?
Aah man, hate to see itโฆ.
โฆnot explode.
Was it a failed launch or did it launch its first stage booster from a secondary explosion? Looks like a lot of smoke/dirt in the air already here.
Why would Israel do this??? /s
If I were Lebanese, I’d be out in the streets demanding that Hezbollah stop this bullshit. All they’re doing is embarrassing themselves and bringing death and destruction to Lebanon, which by the way, Lebanon absolutely cannot afford. I suspect the people may rise up against them sooner rather than later.
Lebanon has hurt itself in it’s confusion.
Any Arabic speakers who could understand what he was saying? I know a bit of fusha and the only word I could make out was saroukh
I’m calling it now….
Free Lebanon 2025
Wot? No Allahu Akbars???
“Is it supposed to do that?”
” I don’t thi๐”
And if an apartment building is hit and anyone gets killed theyโll just conveniently blame Israel and report 500 killed in a single strike
Israel doesnโt need any help but Iโm sure they appreciate it.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
damn they can’t even fight back properly, what an absolute stompfest. When the rocket does launch, it either goes off course and hits their own territory, or it just get intercepted by Iron Dome lol.
My Israeli brothers and sisters are going to blow them off the map. Fuck around and find out
The only rocket left after the Israeli strikes:
Nothing more dangerous to innocent civilians than constipated rockets made of rusty water pipes
Rare case of too much left rudder
After this will be the Houthis, I guess.
Rinse and repeat
Now someoneโs got a big ol unexploded ordinance sitting in their garden
Omg hezbolla is genociding Lebanese civilian๐ฑ
So that’s where my Mercedes W124 went
I wonder how many km have those mercedes w124 and how many they will do
Allahu akbar!
That rocket badly needs some Viagra.
This must be one of those better rockets all the arm chair truth tellers on X been screaming for Israel to worry about. I wonder if they sniff their own farts after huffing the Galaxy Gas. I assume so.
Water pipe rocket