I’m still trying to understand how that’s the problem of a vice presidential candidate.
Oh well, maybe they’ll just get more cats 🤷🏼♀️
When I decided to not have kids it wasn’t that my wife and I only had one car, worked at the same place, and couldn’t afford child care. It was the car seat. That was absolutely it. /s
Picture needs more eyeliner.
I’d imagine it is a bit of a turn off when your date shows up in a car seat.
Unless you’re Matt Gaetz.
I hate that I no longer know what is made up and what is real. I’m literally trying to have a shared reality with the rest of humanity, but having to look up every…friggan…thing…is….arduous.
And I’m pretty sure that’s the point…
Technically he’s not wrong. Some people don’t make more kids because they would have to buy a bigger vehicle to fit the new baby seat. Although the number of them is so low it’s insignificant. But some people are going to believe him anyway.
Sounds like the perfect book to read on the couch.
Tbf theres no evidence car seats *aren’t* causing Americans to *not* have children!
Don’t forget incandescent light bulbs!
It’s true. I was going to impregnate my wife, but then I took one look at that plush, tight car seat upholstery, and got out the latex glove.
My wife has wised up to my couch fetish and won’t let me in the living room alone. But now I figured out I can drive my car to an empty parking lot, get in the back seat, and go to town on that car seat. She’ll never know.
-JD Vance
Wait, what? Did he actually say this?
Well, to be fair, I’m pretty sure Vance has tried to have sex with car seats as well. They’re just not as satisfying as couch cushions. I’m sure this is what he’s basing this on.
And seat belts cause deformed babies… We’d rather see the ladies *Hurled* through the windshield!
It’s like this dude has a breeding kink or something the way he cares so much about other people having kids
This guy is one French fry short of a Happy Meal. OMG 🤪.
As absurd as it is. If Trump can lie and lie and lie and become president and become the nominee two more times. He probably thinks why can’t he do it too.
What a maroon
I was positive this was satire.
This is totally true – now parents aren’t having replacement kids for the ones they lost in a car accident due to no car seats.
So he fucks car seats too? Not a surprise.
Part of P2025 is the dismantling of government agencies. No more FDA. National weather service? Gone so say goodbye to hurricane warnings. Oversight for car seats, seat belts, carcinogens, drugs etc bc everything is left to the corporate overseers.
JD Vance has a mother and a father. And this is what is scaring Americans into not having children.
It’s a problem that fixes itself, less child car seat rules, more kids and if you have more kids then so what if you lose a couple in car accidents cause you got spares /s
Vance is a genius /s
The more I hear about this guy, the more it feels like the audition for him was Trump asking “YES, YES, but has he FUCKED something that could NOT CONSENT??!!” and was pleased when the couch episode surfaced and went “Yep, that’s our guy”.
Weird fuck that imagines a weird world.
I’m getting deja vu about this bizarre talking point. Has he been beating this weird drum for a while or has someone else somehow gone on the same batshit tirade?
Moron
anything to distract people from Project 2025
He has said it’s okay to just make up stories and then force the media to fact check him. Coming from the party of Fake News, that just discredits the news when it says something MAGA doesn’t want to be true.
What a fucked up time we live in.
Hahahahaah This guy would be great at thanksgiving three martinis in
Carseat laws are causing windshields to have fewer children.
It’s none of this perverts business why someone has or doesn’t have children. It’s so darn creepy to me.
These latest car seats do suck!! I have to get my son in Law to install them in my car they are so heavy and complicated.. Are they better than the lightweight plastic ones we used, yes they certainly are! So I use them even tho it takes 5 minutes to get one kid buckled in, and there will soon be 4, and 3 years until the oldest is out of them, lol!
So Justa Dumbass thinks Ford couldn’t put enough LATCH connectors across the back of an $70k F150 for a few more car seats?
And that people can’t afford more children because too many of them insist on getting a brand new full sized pickup every 3 years for $70k that is never used to 1/5 of it’s potential, and never does anything a gently used $20k Camry couldnt do.
Well Americans would certainly have fewer children without car seats… Because they’d DIE in car accidents!
Anyone else think that looks more like AJ Buckley than Vance?
He’s never looked that distinguished. Never.
I thought they didn’t like drag queen story hour.
Whatever works.
They have it wrong…republicans are the cause of low birth rate.
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I’m still trying to understand how that’s the problem of a vice presidential candidate.
Oh well, maybe they’ll just get more cats 🤷🏼♀️
When I decided to not have kids it wasn’t that my wife and I only had one car, worked at the same place, and couldn’t afford child care. It was the car seat. That was absolutely it. /s
Picture needs more eyeliner.
I’d imagine it is a bit of a turn off when your date shows up in a car seat.
Unless you’re Matt Gaetz.
I hate that I no longer know what is made up and what is real. I’m literally trying to have a shared reality with the rest of humanity, but having to look up every…friggan…thing…is….arduous.
And I’m pretty sure that’s the point…
Technically he’s not wrong.
Some people don’t make more kids because they would have to buy a bigger vehicle to fit the new baby seat.
Although the number of them is so low it’s insignificant.
But some people are going to believe him anyway.
Sounds like the perfect book to read on the couch.
Tbf theres no evidence car seats *aren’t* causing Americans to *not* have children!
Don’t forget incandescent light bulbs!
It’s true. I was going to impregnate my wife, but then I took one look at that plush, tight car seat upholstery, and got out the latex glove.
My wife has wised up to my couch fetish and won’t let me in the living room alone. But now I figured out I can drive my car to an empty parking lot, get in the back seat, and go to town on that car seat. She’ll never know.
-JD Vance
Wait, what? Did he actually say this?
Well, to be fair, I’m pretty sure Vance has tried to have sex with car seats as well. They’re just not as satisfying as couch cushions. I’m sure this is what he’s basing this on.
And seat belts cause deformed babies… We’d rather see the ladies *Hurled* through the windshield!
It’s like this dude has a breeding kink or something the way he cares so much about other people having kids
This guy is one French fry short of a Happy Meal. OMG 🤪.
As absurd as it is. If Trump can lie and lie and lie and become president and become the nominee two more times. He probably thinks why can’t he do it too.
What a maroon
I was positive this was satire.
This is totally true – now parents aren’t having replacement kids for the ones they lost in a car accident due to no car seats.
So he fucks car seats too? Not a surprise.
Part of P2025 is the dismantling of government agencies. No more FDA. National weather service? Gone so say goodbye to hurricane warnings. Oversight for car seats, seat belts, carcinogens, drugs etc bc everything is left to the corporate overseers.
JD Vance has a mother and a father. And this is what is scaring Americans into not having children.
It’s a problem that fixes itself, less child car seat rules, more kids and if you have more kids then so what if you lose a couple in car accidents cause you got spares /s
Vance is a genius /s
The more I hear about this guy, the more it feels like the audition for him was Trump asking “YES, YES, but has he FUCKED something that could NOT CONSENT??!!” and was pleased when the couch episode surfaced and went “Yep, that’s our guy”.
Weird fuck that imagines a weird world.
I’m getting deja vu about this bizarre talking point. Has he been beating this weird drum for a while or has someone else somehow gone on the same batshit tirade?
Moron
anything to distract people from Project 2025
He has said it’s okay to just make up stories and then force the media to fact check him.
Coming from the party of Fake News, that just discredits the news when it says something MAGA doesn’t want to be true.
What a fucked up time we live in.
Hahahahaah
This guy would be great at thanksgiving three martinis in
Carseat laws are causing windshields to have fewer children.
I’m about as anti trump as they get, but there is some science behind this claim… Check out freakonomics https://freakonomics.com/podcast/how-much-do-we-really-care-about-children-ep-447/
It’s none of this perverts business why someone has or doesn’t have children. It’s so darn creepy to me.
These latest car seats do suck!! I have to get my son in Law to install them in my car they are so heavy and complicated.. Are they better than the lightweight plastic ones we used, yes they certainly are! So I use them even tho it takes 5 minutes to get one kid buckled in, and there will soon be 4, and 3 years until the oldest is out of them, lol!
So Justa Dumbass thinks Ford couldn’t put enough LATCH connectors across the back of an $70k F150 for a few more car seats?
And that people can’t afford more children because too many of them insist on getting a brand new full sized pickup every 3 years for $70k that is never used to 1/5 of it’s potential, and never does anything a gently used $20k Camry couldnt do.
Well Americans would certainly have fewer children without car seats… Because they’d DIE in car accidents!
Anyone else think that looks more like AJ Buckley than Vance?
He’s never looked that distinguished. Never.
I thought they didn’t like drag queen story hour.
Whatever works.
They have it wrong…republicans are the cause of low birth rate.