Why my friends think my language is made up as we go along
September 27, 2024
Why my friends think my language is made up as we go along
by NoSweat_PrinceAndrew
15 comments
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sometimes i think ‘god english might’ve been much cooler if the french didn’t get involved’ then i see written dutch and i’m reminded otherwise.
Dutch is peak fiction. I enjoy every visit in the biggest amusement park of europe called the Netherlands. Everybody there is 100%ly commiting to the act and they even sell herbs to dive deeper into the fantasyland it is. When Disneyland grows up, it wants to be the Netherlands.
Most of the world: A human zoo is inhumane.
Swamp Germany: let’s make a country sized one
Dont be so harsh on them.
Theyre Swamp-Germans, but theyre still Germans.
Ohhhh cmon this isn’t half as bad as it can be. We write “creation date” as a single word, and we literally just mash the 2 words together. Shit like that is what scares me.
Letās just be honest, weāre just jealous of the dutch because we canāt say āgeef me een klap vadertjeā during sex
It does sound like a naughty invitation, in all honesty.
Trying to learn it currentlyš®āšØ
Kiese – obsolete German “choose” (2. Pers. Sg.)
mein – my
moi – Low German “good”
Kante – … “edge”, not side.
I love how trying to understand Dutch as a German is like doing a jigsaw puzzle.
maybe the real language was the words we made up along the way
Anglo colonisation of the world was purely a preemptive action to ensure Dutch was the language that ended up sounding goofy instead of English.
Kiss mine moist cunt
Kiesed kant, was mooiste. Wat nou?
the Dutch have the most beautiful women the way they look into your eyes and let you know they just sent you a tikkie for the sip of their coffee you took š
15 comments
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sometimes i think ‘god english might’ve been much cooler if the french didn’t get involved’ then i see written dutch and i’m reminded otherwise.
Dutch is peak fiction.
I enjoy every visit in the biggest amusement park of europe called the Netherlands.
Everybody there is 100%ly commiting to the act and they even sell herbs to dive deeper into the fantasyland it is.
When Disneyland grows up, it wants to be the Netherlands.
Most of the world: A human zoo is inhumane.
Swamp Germany: let’s make a country sized one
Dont be so harsh on them.
Theyre Swamp-Germans, but theyre still Germans.
Ohhhh cmon this isn’t half as bad as it can be. We write “creation date” as a single word, and we literally just mash the 2 words together. Shit like that is what scares me.
Letās just be honest, weāre just jealous of the dutch because we canāt say āgeef me een klap vadertjeā during sex
It does sound like a naughty invitation, in all honesty.
Trying to learn it currentlyš®āšØ
Kiese – obsolete German “choose” (2. Pers. Sg.)
mein – my
moi – Low German “good”
Kante – … “edge”, not side.
I love how trying to understand Dutch as a German is like doing a jigsaw puzzle.
maybe the real language was the words we made up along the way
Anglo colonisation of the world was purely a preemptive action to ensure Dutch was the language that ended up sounding goofy instead of English.
Kiss mine moist cunt
Kiesed kant, was mooiste. Wat nou?
the Dutch have the most beautiful women the way they look into your eyes and let you know they just sent you a tikkie for the sip of their coffee you took š