Average French breakfast

16 comments

1. Hans, do you realise you’re standing in a toilet bowl?

   That cigarette sandwich seems to be the least of your worries. Pierre is doing great compared to what you are showing about how you live your life.

2. And that’s not even the nastiest thing you can eat there

3. Ketchup instead of mayonnaise? I doubt it is French

4. The only breakfast you can afford after spending too much on one givenchy slide.

5. 1,35% americunt detected

6. Fake Hans, no sock in his shoe.

7. Hon hon hon, sacre blö, un starre de michelin!!

8. At least it doesn’t come from Barry

9. I don’t know about you but I’d be fucking awake after that so, mission accomplished i guess.

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11. I want someone to trust me as much as this person trusts their toilet to hold their weight

12. That is a French toast!

13. I have so many questions about this picture.

14. No escargot?

15. -socks in sandals

    -ketchup instead of mayo

    -sliced bread instead of baguette

    So many proofs that this isn’t even a French

16. The ketchup just make the mocking finer