Now he is taking those ashes and sticking them up Junior’s asshole.
They’ve already lost their freedom we should not subject prisoners to this cruel and unusual punishment
I mean a real patriot would train an eagle, but falcons are cool, if you don’t love America.
What are the odds that they’re going to kill the bird and do weird stuff with the carcass.
Does this include Jr shooting it and RFK Jr dumping it in Central Park?
Will we be stopping for a light snack of bear cub meat, or do we have to wait for the whale head feast at the end?
Looks like Don Jr will kill the owl, and RFK will decapitate it.
This sullies a genuinely fascinating hobby
Inb4 RFK bites the head of the falcon or something
The Falcon and the Snowman – pt 2
Let’s be real. You win this, the falcon will be hunting you.
They’re so weird.
Second Prize: *two* days of falconry with RFK Jr and Don Jr.
Real salt of the earth guys. After my typical 15 hour shift at the ball crushin fabtry I go home and either do falconry or fox hunts. This speaks to me.
“Spend a day with bona fide Saudi royalty.”
Blink twice if you’re in danger, falcon.
Hey, “winner”, better get your paper work in order. Raptors don’t like these guys.
It may not be satire, but it’s funny af.
Pretty sure their idea of falconry involves hunting humans down, and because RFK is involved, probably eating them once the birds are finished.
Grift????? 😆
Grifters do nothing for free. What’s their grift?
I have a hard time picturing those two getting along for more than ten minutes.
A day of F*****ery?
Ah I see their going for a remake of The Falcon and the Snowman.
We’re trying our best not to make fun of them, but, JFC! Why do they keep doing this hilarious stuff?!
Literal LOL
I mean I’d totally pay to watch hungry birds eat these two morons, is that part of the experience?
Two fail sons and a bird of prey, what could be more fun?
Coke and worm brain over here trying to ruin falconry for everyone.
Cocaine, bear carcuss, and whale head not included.
John Oliver described that picture of RFK and the falcon as “a couple looking for a third”
Once again, the commentary is right on the mark. 🙂 Also, can one of the falcons invite a murder of crows to lay siege to those two?
“At the end, WE EAT THE BIRD!”
Who kills it first?
At least Don Jr has dropped his whole LL Bean, “I’m a rural American” cosplay, and just embraced being a weird rich fuck.
That poor bird
The falcon is the most intelligent creature in that photo.
I’m rooting for the falcons
They should honestly do a “win a day of chilling on the couch with beers with xyz” I feel like they would come across as relatable and I’m sure MAGAs would love that. We all know JD Vance would definitely love that.
I kind of want to, though. Can you imagine just roasting these two straight to their faces for a whole day?
More like “fowl con ry”.
It also strikes me that Kennedy is just burning off the remaining cash he may have in silly events like this to avoid returning it to the donors.
Those poor birds
Imagine the brainstorming sessions in that family:
DonOLD: ok kidlings, we need to raise money to pay for court costs. What ideas do you have?
Don jr: RFK and I could sell a falconry experience.
DonOLD: ok, what the fuck, but OK. Try not to snort all the cocaine, kid.
Vanka: Daddy, I could raffle off a sexy date with me.
DonOLD: I’LL BUY ALL THE TICKETS!
V: No, it’s for paying the lawyers, silly.
DonOLD: This is so unfair. Nobody is treated more unfairly than meeeeeeeeee.
Ahh yes, falconry, the common man’s past time
If they stand ear to ear, maybe RFK can share his brain worms.
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So RFK incinerated his reputation into ashes.
Now he is taking those ashes and sticking them up Junior’s asshole.
They’ve already lost their freedom we should not subject prisoners to this cruel and unusual punishment
I mean a real patriot would train an eagle, but falcons are cool, if you don’t love America.
What are the odds that they’re going to kill the bird and do weird stuff with the carcass.
Does this include Jr shooting it and RFK Jr dumping it in Central Park?
Will we be stopping for a light snack of bear cub meat, or do we have to wait for the whale head feast at the end?
Looks like Don Jr will kill the owl, and RFK will decapitate it.
This sullies a genuinely fascinating hobby
Inb4 RFK bites the head of the falcon or something
The Falcon and the Snowman – pt 2
Let’s be real. You win this, the falcon will be hunting you.
They’re so weird.
Second Prize: *two* days of falconry with RFK Jr and Don Jr.
Real salt of the earth guys. After my typical 15 hour shift at the ball crushin fabtry I go home and either do falconry or fox hunts. This speaks to me.
“Spend a day with bona fide Saudi royalty.”
Blink twice if you’re in danger, falcon.
Hey, “winner”, better get your paper work in order. Raptors don’t like these guys.
It may not be satire, but it’s funny af.
Pretty sure their idea of falconry involves hunting humans down, and because RFK is involved, probably eating them once the birds are finished.
Grift????? 😆
Grifters do nothing for free. What’s their grift?
I have a hard time picturing those two getting along for more than ten minutes.
A day of F*****ery?
Ah I see their going for a remake of The Falcon and the Snowman.
We’re trying our best not to make fun of them, but, JFC! Why do they keep doing this hilarious stuff?!
Literal LOL
I mean I’d totally pay to watch hungry birds eat these two morons, is that part of the experience?
Two fail sons and a bird of prey, what could be more fun?
Coke and worm brain over here trying to ruin falconry for everyone.
Cocaine, bear carcuss, and whale head not included.
John Oliver described that picture of RFK and the falcon as “a couple looking for a third”
Once again, the commentary is right on the mark. 🙂 Also, can one of the falcons invite a murder of crows to lay siege to those two?
“At the end, WE EAT THE BIRD!”
Who kills it first?
At least Don Jr has dropped his whole LL Bean, “I’m a rural American” cosplay, and just embraced being a weird rich fuck.
That poor bird
The falcon is the most intelligent creature in that photo.
I’m rooting for the falcons
They should honestly do a “win a day of chilling on the couch with beers with xyz” I feel like they would come across as relatable and I’m sure MAGAs would love that. We all know JD Vance would definitely love that.
I kind of want to, though. Can you imagine just roasting these two straight to their faces for a whole day?
More like “fowl con ry”.
It also strikes me that Kennedy is just burning off the remaining cash he may have in silly events like this to avoid returning it to the donors.
Those poor birds
Imagine the brainstorming sessions in that family:
DonOLD: ok kidlings, we need to raise money to pay for court costs. What ideas do you have?
Don jr: RFK and I could sell a falconry experience.
DonOLD: ok, what the fuck, but OK. Try not to snort all the cocaine, kid.
Vanka: Daddy, I could raffle off a sexy date with me.
DonOLD: I’LL BUY ALL THE TICKETS!
V: No, it’s for paying the lawyers, silly.
DonOLD: This is so unfair. Nobody is treated more unfairly than meeeeeeeeee.
Ahh yes, falconry, the common man’s past time
If they stand ear to ear, maybe RFK can share his brain worms.
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My favorite Far Side hell cartoon!