There’s exactly zero superiority here. All have been conquered by the prussians, my humble self included
Sorry neighbourino but absolutely nobody here even talks about you. And the whole Germany thing faded away like ten years ago.
Today it’s more like “my country is so shitty for doing this and that!” – “I know, right? Feel ya, heard of what bs we’re pulling?!” – “Hell yeah, that’s ridicolous.” – “Everyone below 40 is so fucked.” – “Yap. We’re fucked.” – “Santé, love you mate.” – “Pröschtli, love you mein Freund”.
Thats why we prefer the swampies. They know they are german blood and we know that our opinion there doesnt matter. We get along, drink one or 10 beer, smoke a doobie together and beat each other up over (Insert random Sport Event). Then we got these mountain hillbillies. Fucked up both of our empires for no reason, are basicily germans married to their sisters and talk non stop about us, bc thats what keeps them away from beeing completly irrelevant. That and the fact that the english term is so similar to australia (prob the only reason 80% of human ever heard of them)
I wish my austrian boyfriend was as obsessed with my bootyhole as he is with Germany’s existence
Bring it bitches
Funny you gnomes think you can bully fucking G E R M A N Y
rent-free
Lol the autistic kids think they have anything worthwhile to say
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There’s exactly zero superiority here. All have been conquered by the prussians, my humble self included
Sorry neighbourino but absolutely nobody here even talks about you. And the whole Germany thing faded away like ten years ago.
Today it’s more like “my country is so shitty for doing this and that!” – “I know, right? Feel ya, heard of what bs we’re pulling?!” – “Hell yeah, that’s ridicolous.” – “Everyone below 40 is so fucked.” – “Yap. We’re fucked.” – “Santé, love you mate.” – “Pröschtli, love you mein Freund”.
Least Germany-obsessed Austrian
Most of the world thinks you’re german states
We truly life rent free in their heads
https://preview.redd.it/txqxldms3krd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=559b83d1a5a329a13bc6039d0033e68cda0c99ce
Watch out guys, they’re coming for us
Thats why we prefer the swampies. They know they are german blood and we know that our opinion there doesnt matter. We get along, drink one or 10 beer, smoke a doobie together and beat each other up over (Insert random Sport Event). Then we got these mountain hillbillies. Fucked up both of our empires for no reason, are basicily germans married to their sisters and talk non stop about us, bc thats what keeps them away from beeing completly irrelevant. That and the fact that the english term is so similar to australia (prob the only reason 80% of human ever heard of them)
I wish my austrian boyfriend was as obsessed with my bootyhole as he is with Germany’s existence
Bring it bitches
Funny you gnomes think you can bully fucking G E R M A N Y
rent-free
Lol the autistic kids think they have anything worthwhile to say
https://preview.redd.it/lethsih3lkrd1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2282a4dd7edaaaae74eb1b5c02776e7ccbfd9ec
How about we and the germans (the asshole always name themselves first) team up against the Swiss for once?
If Switzerland is Mountain-Hans, what is Austria?
Yes yes now fill our tanks for cheap and clear the roads for us on the way to Italy, thanks.
You guys are like Bavaria but somehow more freaky. What was that about Austrians, their families and basements?
Austrians and Swiss after the Germans actually arrive in real life:
I don’t even think about you two Schluchtenscheißer.