Ok but he himself can’t control that instrument and he probably played it for 50 years. Wtf is that shit
Bard subclass: [Spanish]
Siesta: At Level 3, whenever you take a short or long rest and roll hit die to recover health, you will always roll the maximum possible result as long as you add one extra hour to your rest;
Gitano: Also at Level 3, you can forgo the use of your instrument to cast spells as a spellcasting focus, as long as it also requires a verbal component and you are able to use your voice;
Flamenco: At Level 6, you can forgo the use of your instrument to cast spells as a spellcasting focus, as long as you are free to move your body, by making a Performance check whose total values surpasses your Spell Save DC;
Guerra Civil: Whenever you fail your third Death Save, instead of being permanently killed, your character can roll a final D20 – if the value is equal to, or higher than your total level, you come back to life with 1 HP. In this case, flip a coin. If you call it incorrectly, your character will switch alignment to its exact opposite (Chaotic -> Lawful; Good -> Evil).
Leave my guy Pedro alone, he just rubs one out…
…I mean a song, of course…!
u/savevideo
unironically there should be far far more of these
Nice with some fart in my face
A masturbation fart machine?
Yo, you Spanish folks are inventive folks
Get ready mfs, christmas is coming and we do it our own way.
No offense. This is the worst instrument of all time. The singing is good, though
I understand most spanish but this is a level too much for me.
Ah my favourite genre, some godawful style of folk music performed by ancient people that people pretend to like because they feel they should. Every country has theirs.
Vaya cómo le da a la zambomba el viejo!!!!! que traviesillo…
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“I should call her”
Guessing he rolled a 3 for CHA.
+1 to all siesta rolls
Pianists have page turners, whatever the fuck you call this has hand lubers
Haha we have this instrument in Italy too, it’s called “putipù”.
https://youtu.be/7nm4zxkDyZw?si=dkmGKBaGMv_tRQvs
Oh I hate this sound.
A Zambomba! I know watching this video you won’t believe it, but playing the zambomba is an euphemism for masturbating in Spain.
Sounds like the morning after a doner kebab.
And then Benidorm began and all the pretty blonde girls from North Europe visiting felt in love with this type of Spanish macho
Enjoy peak performance, 2 or 3 more of them and we’re kicking all the moors again out from the peninsula
Most primitive thing I have seen in a while. Have fun with your fart stick
Give me beans, onions and cabage and I make a cover without any instrument
https://preview.redd.it/erx6760cwyrd1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f2b8bcce4e62fc112cdb90626e1fef7dacb82e
Missed some notes, otherwise nice performance
[https://youtu.be/cchPfl0-ugo?si=vQRb0b1c03eibc5H](https://youtu.be/cchPfl0-ugo?si=vQRb0b1c03eibc5H)
A nice video of portunhol 🙂
“Ronca de Elvas” – [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarronca](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarronca)
*thief trying to move silently*
Never trust people with such small boinas.
Ok but he himself can’t control that instrument and he probably played it for 50 years. Wtf is that shit
Bard subclass: [Spanish]
Siesta: At Level 3, whenever you take a short or long rest and roll hit die to recover health, you will always roll the maximum possible result as long as you add one extra hour to your rest;
Gitano: Also at Level 3, you can forgo the use of your instrument to cast spells as a spellcasting focus, as long as it also requires a verbal component and you are able to use your voice;
Flamenco: At Level 6, you can forgo the use of your instrument to cast spells as a spellcasting focus, as long as you are free to move your body, by making a Performance check whose total values surpasses your Spell Save DC;
Guerra Civil: Whenever you fail your third Death Save, instead of being permanently killed, your character can roll a final D20 – if the value is equal to, or higher than your total level, you come back to life with 1 HP. In this case, flip a coin. If you call it incorrectly, your character will switch alignment to its exact opposite (Chaotic -> Lawful; Good -> Evil).
Leave my guy Pedro alone, he just rubs one out…
…I mean a song, of course…!
u/savevideo
unironically there should be far far more of these
Nice with some fart in my face
A masturbation fart machine?
Yo, you Spanish folks are inventive folks
Get ready mfs, christmas is coming and we do it our own way.
https://preview.redd.it/w4wciy5ikzrd1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a717e23b24b459dde273412863008f906219865b
Folk instrumetal dubstep
No offense. This is the worst instrument of all time. The singing is good, though
I understand most spanish but this is a level too much for me.
Ah my favourite genre, some godawful style of folk music performed by ancient people that people pretend to like because they feel they should. Every country has theirs.
Vaya cómo le da a la zambomba el viejo!!!!! que traviesillo…
What being occupied by Moors does to a Spaniard.