Most depressing birthday card?



Most depressing birthday card?

by The96kHz

4 comments
  1. I saw one a while back that said “Guess how old you are in dog years?” On the cover and the inside it said:

    “Dead!”

  2. I got a birthday card once at work that had two shrivelled up prunes on the front.

    Opened it up and it said “Do your tits look like this yet?”

    I was twenty bloody five.

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