So apparently UAE is building it’s own western Europe. How do you like your new neighbors?
October 1, 2024
So apparently UAE is building it’s own western Europe. How do you like your new neighbors?
by Stetinac
34 comments
Did they hire an American to draw the map?
it’s the same shitty neighbours, whats changed?
Least europe obsessed arabs
STILL in-between Russia, Germany and Austria, are you kidding me
the Israeli bombing cannot come soon enough
it must smell like Venice with all that still sea water getting warm in the sun
Being closer to the Dutch, will we get cheaper MDMA?
Oslo, the capital of Norway is larger than Norway. UAE must be more US’ified than i thought.
🌙31° is a shithole, don’t put us next to those fuckers
They are not only trying to build Western Europe. They are trying to build the world. And failing at it.
Ah one of their many failed projects that they are trying to make happen
How many Russian cities do they need? I count 2 St Petersburg, 1 Moscow and 1 Rostov
Aww how romantic, putting Italy and Greece next to eachother.
Ireland sucking us off is quite a design
Belgium doesn’t exist, so pretty accurate
Curses, we still don’t exist. At the least, there’s Greece and Turkey (I am not utterly sure I like the latter)
What? No Denmark or Copenhagen? Are they still pissed off about those cartoons?
Italy looks like a bean
![gif](giphy|AxaKe2ImWL2Du|downsized)
where is Portubro?
I don’t care. We got the biggest island.
Fuck sake. Still get the same neighbours.
Traded France with Greece? Might work
Time to get your independence Oslo!
Sweden hasn’t made it yet it seems, but I’m sure there is still the possibility to convince the project owners to rename Oslo (seriously?!?) to Sweden and then extend Sweden a bit north so we have a proper cucumber form, connecting to the testicle forms of Norway and Finland.
Also, I noticed Italy was downgraded from boot to sock.
No Belgium, again
Germany, get your ass back here next to Fr*nce!
![gif](giphy|1r8VkRVr0YmjupZ9Rb)
This time the islands won’t sink at an alarming rate guys trust me
We have the worst position by far lol
Portugal never existed, it was all a bad dream
Where’s our rival France
See ? Belgium isn’t real.
United ireland, tiocfaidh ar lá.
Doesn’t change much eh. Usual neighbours, usual shits
Ah yes, the well known country of Oslo, right next to Norway.
As a Norwegian, I am very sad to once again have Oslo as a neighbor. This was our chance to get a better world, but this just proofs that arabs cannot be trusted.
34 comments
Did they hire an American to draw the map?
it’s the same shitty neighbours, whats changed?
Least europe obsessed arabs
STILL in-between Russia, Germany and Austria, are you kidding me
the Israeli bombing cannot come soon enough
it must smell like Venice with all that still sea water getting warm in the sun
Being closer to the Dutch, will we get cheaper MDMA?
Oslo, the capital of Norway is larger than Norway. UAE must be more US’ified than i thought.
🌙31° is a shithole, don’t put us next to those fuckers
They are not only trying to build Western Europe. They are trying to build the world. And failing at it.
Ah one of their many failed projects that they are trying to make happen
How many Russian cities do they need? I count 2 St Petersburg, 1 Moscow and 1 Rostov
Aww how romantic, putting Italy and Greece next to eachother.
Ireland sucking us off is quite a design
Belgium doesn’t exist, so pretty accurate
Curses, we still don’t exist. At the least, there’s Greece and Turkey (I am not utterly sure I like the latter)
What? No Denmark or Copenhagen? Are they still pissed off about those cartoons?
Italy looks like a bean
![gif](giphy|AxaKe2ImWL2Du|downsized)
where is Portubro?
I don’t care. We got the biggest island.
Fuck sake. Still get the same neighbours.
Traded France with Greece?
Might work
Time to get your independence Oslo!
Sweden hasn’t made it yet it seems, but I’m sure there is still the possibility to convince the project owners to rename Oslo (seriously?!?) to Sweden and then extend Sweden a bit north so we have a proper cucumber form, connecting to the testicle forms of Norway and Finland.
Also, I noticed Italy was downgraded from boot to sock.
No Belgium, again
Germany, get your ass back here next to Fr*nce!
![gif](giphy|1r8VkRVr0YmjupZ9Rb)
This time the islands won’t sink at an alarming rate guys trust me
We have the worst position by far lol
Portugal never existed, it was all a bad dream
Where’s our rival France
See ? Belgium isn’t real.
United ireland, tiocfaidh ar lá.
Doesn’t change much eh. Usual neighbours, usual shits
Ah yes, the well known country of Oslo, right next to Norway.
As a Norwegian, I am very sad to once again have Oslo as a neighbor. This was our chance to get a better world, but this just proofs that arabs cannot be trusted.