When you live a high life, you can’t help looking down on the less fortunate, especially the swamplanders.

by Al-dutaur-balanzan

39 comments

  1. We just have the natural high ground – simple as that

  3. We also have the best basements.

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  4. Looking down on us lmao. You have mountains so you can look us in the eye, stop kidding yourselfs.

  6. I’m starting to feel like the only personality Luigi, Noah, and Maximilian have on this sub is the mountains they have (which they didn’t even build).

  7. When I visited the Caribbeans I wondered why we bothered to fly all the way out there when Sardegna is right here.

    When I visited the Blue Ridge Mountains I wondered where the mountains were and if they had hidden them behind the hills.

  10. Bitch please, we Dutch are so tall because we look down on everyone. No mountains needed!

  12. Are you trying to compensate for the lack of oxygen up there by over-inflating your ego?

  15. rn me living in Belgium

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  17. The higher up you live, the less oxygen you get, the less your brain functions.

  18. we have the best mountains and the best beaches. just genuflect.

  20. they ain’t much, but our mountains’ enough

    dun’ need no fancy whatnot. just good ol’ tall rock, just like how we taught the brits

  21. Spain is basically just mountainous, I still look down on them.

  22. There is 300 peaks over 3000 meters in the Pyrenees. Germany hasn’t a single one. Not one. Also please.

  24. Germany? Mountains? Their highest peak isn’t even taller than 3k ^(and belongs to Austria anyway)

  26. We have a hill whose name translates to Heavenmountain or Skymountain and it’s MORE THAN 150 METERS ABOVE WATERLEVEL.

    So don’t talk to me about having the best mountains…

  30. It’s pretty funny, i live in probably the flattest part of my country, should the sea level rise, and the dikes fail most land here would flood, but still it’s always the mountain valleys that flood due to rain.

  32. That’s lovely, Luigi. Now please serve me my pizza ASAP.

  35. We don’t particularly have mountains here, but damn do I hate it when the Dutch Motorcyclists start invading the Sauerland. Like you just tryna have some fun riding your bike and then these fuckers get here with open exhausts and no respect for anyone or anything..

  36. “Ma Con Gran Pena Le Reti Attaccate Cadon Giù”

    (Marittime Cozie Graie Pennine Lepontine Retiche Atesine Carniche Giulie)

    *But with great sorrow the attached nets fall down*

    – a nursery rhyme we were taught in elementary school to remember the name of the Italian Alps

  39. A yes the Mountains. I just love hiking in the … Mountains.

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