Hello General? This is Grand Admiral Mark Rutte of NATO. Please prepare all available troops for the invasion and annexation of Belgium.

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1. Austria:

   

2. Make Belgium Super Gaaf Again

3. Its just a SMO to regain rightfully Jan’s clay. And to stop walloon financial terrorism on poor Flemmings.

4. Dutch restaurants:

   https://preview.redd.it/yojjqpuw45sd1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73188b068972261e333f7b862ef78d65678c77de

5. https://i.redd.it/j7wkidbc65sd1.gif

   Prepare the bicycle cavalry!

6. NATO has no idea what’s about to hit them, now that Markie Mark has escaped containment.

7. Oh, fuck, didn’t the Zambombas surround the Netherlands in time? Now there are dutch everwhere!

8. Finally, Ukraine needs a frikandel of mass destruction

9. 

   Here we come babyyyyy

10. Kabinet Rutte (NA)V(O)

11. It’s a trap!

12. Pls annex us daddy

13. IK WIL PATAT MET M’N FRIKANDEL!! AANVALLEN!

14. Bit pointless sending troops to a black hole…

15. Finally this guy gets what he deserves: life in B*lgium.

16. The thought of stepping foot in Belgium makes me ill, best just to wall it off and let nature take its course.

17. CANNABIS GELEGALISEERD 😎👌👌👌

18. I will let them like Belgium let the Germans

19. Unless your tanks are driven by Italian drivers you will not make it to Bruxelles

20. G E K O L O N I S E E R D

21. Europe soon to be Russian.

22. And now your troops are stuck on the roads of Belgium.

23. You sure? Bel Gium, not Bel Grad?

24. Pfft you can’t invade chocolate!!

25. Why do you think our food is so bland? We sold all the spices, because we like (not spending) money 💰