Putin Ally Found Dead with Gunshot Wound Near Moscow

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1. ‘Zavizenov, 50, had been on a drinking binge for “a week and a half” prior to his death…’

   This is how I want to go!

2. He couldn’t find a window to fall out of in time.

3. At least he had the decency to only shoot himself in the head once.

4. That happens when they refuse to report to the top of the high rise building.

5. He wasn’t tricked when they invited him for tea. So they had to do it elsewhere.

6. Got me excited then I realized I skipped the word ALLY.😅

7. If only more Russian soldiers, FSB, and security personelle could be so found.

8. He fell onto the gun….

9. Must be cold now in Russia so it makes sense. All windows are closed now. This is good. You can no longer slip and fall accidentally out of window.

10. We are sorry to announce the gentleman slipped and fell on a bullet.

11. Since he’s not the type to disagree with Putin, the man was probably killed so that Putin could take all his land and money.

    Putin is systematically killing off anybody who might possibly replace him after his death, anybody with the slightest ambition for power, as if this is going to help Russia. So the remaining options become more suck-uppy to Putin, true, but they also become weaker in character, less powerful as people, which is not good for Russia as a whole.

12. Suicide by gunshot to the back of the head lol

13. Can we do Putin next?

14. and so it begins

15. I missed the word “Ally” and got real excited for a hot second 

16. It has to be a suicide camouflaged as a murder.

17. So, there was a gunshot in Moscow. Oh, and also a Putin ally was found dead. hmm

18. Sure sucks when you fall off a gun and into a bullet.