French but human



French but human

by darksoulsrolls

14 comments
  1. Is absolutely destroyed on all levels.

    Magically conjures three new armies out of their asses!

  2. Pheeeew we’re on the banter sub, I thought I was on the fantasy sub and was about to lose my shit.

  3. Ukraine is heroic Kislev, ruscia is the Chaos Wastes spilling hordes of mutants and abominations.

  4. Meanwhile, the most accurate factions :

    * Skavens in Italy : sneaky, fuck a lot, low regards for life, obsessed with religion, make a lot of smart plans and then fail because they’re unable to unite for more than 5 minutes.
    * Norsca : hairy barbarians with anger issues, serve weird gods, hate each other but the southerners more, a lot of ugly trolls.
    * Albion : muddy swamp abandonned by the gods, has to be Holland.

  5. Then we have Spain:

    – In Fantasy: Estalia, does nothing and dies. Likes moors.

    – In 40k: Pedro fights dozens of millions of orks and even the Inquisition wants him dead, but he is still fighting, while his friend Cortez has not lost the arm, because he knows that it is 2 meters away in the floor.

  6. To all Dutchies
    U got ur wish cus we united to become the province for Marienburg

  7. As the game is created in the UK it seems to reflect British stereotypes. The UK is present in the game as Ulthuan, an island-continent, populated by high elves, once powerful race ruling over the world, but now the closed decaying society of arrogant elves.

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