Every single 18 years old European with a fresh driving license
October 2, 2024
Every single 18 years old European with a fresh driving license
by peseoane
29 comments
Except he didn’t crash it. My first car at 18 was a red Peugeot 309 that I paid about £300 for and rolled it about a week later. Stupid Fr*nch car.
Facts
Too slow for pigs
We remain young in this regard until we barely see.
Where I am from, we call it cheating: too slow, and using both lanes.
We have probation term for a reason.
Is this a carretera comarcal reference?
That road is boring is too wide
My mate crashed into a deer first week into his license.
Week later he totaled it. With us both in it because dropped his joint and tried to grap it from the floor.
Stick gang
Lame. Didn’t even hit a Deer.
No cyclists…what a blessing.
Hans did you have Wigan pier in your youth? Or are you just getting it now?
Had a younger friend that totaled his car after a month of driving. We were kind of racing home through small country roads from a bar (with legal levels of alcohol). He crashed while following me and I was so proud of myself the whole way driving home because he wasn’t catching me until he called me telling the news when I was about to go to bed.
You do not want to come to Balkan my friend.
Epa
Everyone talking about the risks… Friends totalling Cars but no one talked about the fucking shitty music? Jesus Christ
Sweet music, what’s the name of the song?
Not here, traffic violations are punished so unbelievably hard that almost no one ever is speeding even a little bit. And those who do will just immediately lose theor license for several years and get hit with a fine that is half of their yearly income.
No shit
Too flat and wide for a road. Pathetic.
Every single italian*, without distinction of age
Over a minute – no crash?! Waste of my time, in this “attention economy”
Shame on you!
I am literally Sebastien Loeb. And on my bike I am Valentino Rossi.
Fucking piece of shit.
This guy is playing with the army. With my dad’s trousers I am a Man.
Now deer upon you
Am i the only one who’s never done that?? If I want to have a race I’ll just go to the karts… 🤷🏻♂️
29 comments
Except he didn’t crash it. My first car at 18 was a red Peugeot 309 that I paid about £300 for and rolled it about a week later. Stupid Fr*nch car.
Facts
Too slow for pigs
We remain young in this regard until we barely see.
Where I am from, we call it cheating: too slow, and using both lanes.
We have probation term for a reason.
Is this a carretera comarcal reference?
That road is boring is too wide
My mate crashed into a deer first week into his license.
Week later he totaled it. With us both in it because dropped his joint and tried to grap it from the floor.
Stick gang
Lame. Didn’t even hit a Deer.
No cyclists…what a blessing.
Hans did you have Wigan pier in your youth? Or are you just getting it now?
Had a younger friend that totaled his car after a month of driving. We were kind of racing home through small country roads from a bar (with legal levels of alcohol). He crashed while following me and I was so proud of myself the whole way driving home because he wasn’t catching me until he called me telling the news when I was about to go to bed.
You do not want to come to Balkan my friend.
Epa
Everyone talking about the risks… Friends totalling Cars but no one talked about the fucking shitty music?
Jesus Christ
Sweet music, what’s the name of the song?
Not here, traffic violations are punished so unbelievably hard that almost no one ever is speeding even a little bit. And those who do will just immediately lose theor license for several years and get hit with a fine that is half of their yearly income.
No shit
Too flat and wide for a road. Pathetic.
Every single italian*, without distinction of age
Over a minute – no crash?! Waste of my time, in this “attention economy”
Shame on you!
I am literally Sebastien Loeb. And on my bike I am Valentino Rossi.
Fucking piece of shit.
This guy is playing with the army.
With my dad’s trousers I am a Man.
Now deer upon you
Am i the only one who’s never done that?? If I want to have a race I’ll just go to the karts… 🤷🏻♂️
[A classic drive through Paris.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvzM_eRKubQ)
Every 60 year old Portugueeser driving drunk after watching the football match