Like the Donald watch. This is a picture but it has no relevance to what it actually looks like in real life. Maybe too many donuts and time on the couch ruined his chiseled look.
It’s like meeting a Tinder date for the first time, and as soon as you see them you realize their profile picture was from 8 years and 45 lbs ago.
Awe, they’re embarrassed of him. Same reason they always project trump as a “strong” leader, they know the truth isn’t attractive.
the hell does “gm” mean?
“Image Enlarged to Show Textures.”
Surprised he hasn’t launched his own line of shitty AI NFTs.
Gender affirming photoshop…. hmmm
How is he only 40? He looks as ugly as Ted Cruz who looking way older than 53. 🤮
He just hasn’t been able to eat since the debate
They really fucking hate how their politicians look. It has to be a weird feeling seeing people photoshop you to look skinnier and praise you at the same time.
How desperate are they to have to chisel a marshmallow into a brick? Thankfully, they can’t change what comes out of his mouth. He’s a nothing burger turned into a rich man’s boy toy through money and AI.
Lmao!! This can be done in an app called FaceTune. I’m a photographer and I’ve had clients ask me to do things like this and I know that look 😅 There are different “profiles” to choose from and somebody absolutely used it.
So homoerotic of them! They’re probably dreaming of visiting Paris with buff Trump and chiseled Vance
![gif](giphy|vQBkSwVkEZfTq)
They’ve made him look like Norm McDonald.
Needs yellow-orange taint to the skin
He thinks he’s a model
I couldn’t care less if he was named sexiest man alive, it’s his lies and political positions that will always be abhorrent and make hin an ugly person.
When I was a kid I could not wait to live in the future. I was so fucking dumb
![gif](giphy|26BRCwou4qY7YzTm8|downsized)
search: JD Vance before
you can see the insecure child better without the beard
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They even need to lie about his fat cheeks.
Weird and sad.
https://preview.redd.it/f39yl2rosisd1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b7919087d63fa17777c38d2a9d5798c4f5cf996
Like the Donald watch. This is a picture but it has no relevance to what it actually looks like in real life. Maybe too many donuts and time on the couch ruined his chiseled look.
It’s like meeting a Tinder date for the first time, and as soon as you see them you realize their profile picture was from 8 years and 45 lbs ago.
Awe, they’re embarrassed of him. Same reason they always project trump as a “strong” leader, they know the truth isn’t attractive.
the hell does “gm” mean?
“Image Enlarged to Show Textures.”
Surprised he hasn’t launched his own line of shitty AI NFTs.
Gender affirming photoshop…. hmmm
How is he only 40? He looks as ugly as Ted Cruz who looking way older than 53. 🤮
He just hasn’t been able to eat since the debate
They really fucking hate how their politicians look. It has to be a weird feeling seeing people photoshop you to look skinnier and praise you at the same time.
How desperate are they to have to chisel a marshmallow into a brick? Thankfully, they can’t change what comes out of his mouth. He’s a nothing burger turned into a rich man’s boy toy through money and AI.
Lmao!! This can be done in an app called FaceTune. I’m a photographer and I’ve had clients ask me to do things like this and I know that look 😅 There are different “profiles” to choose from and somebody absolutely used it.
So homoerotic of them! They’re probably dreaming of visiting Paris with buff Trump and chiseled Vance
![gif](giphy|vQBkSwVkEZfTq)
They’ve made him look like Norm McDonald.
Needs yellow-orange taint to the skin
He thinks he’s a model
I couldn’t care less if he was named sexiest man alive, it’s his lies and political positions that will always be abhorrent and make hin an ugly person.
When I was a kid I could not wait to live in the future. I was so fucking dumb
![gif](giphy|26BRCwou4qY7YzTm8|downsized)
search: JD Vance before
you can see the insecure child better without the beard
JD is cosplaying a man; Peter Thiel designed him
what is that flag?
The Hemsworth Filter 😂
That’s a pretty gay tweet, Mike.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 why are these people so pathetic?
“Ha Ha Charade you are” – David Gilmore
JD Vance has cortisol face
Weirdo
https://preview.redd.it/ftpeg3in4jsd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e84da916e7cd6a43377c649a69384b3314692b8c
I know weird has been overused, but this is just plain weird.
No amount of Photoshop is going to help a guy who already looks like a cabbage patch kid that grew up to become a groomer
Someone should do this with Walz just to show how fucking ridiculous it is.
Fact checks to Republicans is like sunlight to vampires.
So weird.