Close to my home, I actually would really like to work in one.
/Not sarcasm, modern nuclear energy is very cool and sophisticated – and interesting. Statistically extremely safe compared to other main energy sources, so I’m not afraid of it.
Most people’s fear of nuclear power plants (NPP) is based on old propaganda that never had much basis in facts and science
I’m still pretty sure the Greenpeace dudes never even knew how a NPP even works – these campaigns always only target the fear of the unknown in “gullible” people.
Well, not really gullible, but not everyone is a nerd who checks everything for themselves. So they take smear campaigns as fact because so many people and “institutions” say the same lie or half truth.
Misleading people is wrong, even if the intentions might be good.
The Falkland Islands, sell the energy exclusively to Chile
I would say Slough but not even jokingly that would be an improvement.
They currently have a power station there less than 3km out of their town centre and they are in the process of converting it to run on burning trash… So yeah I’m sure theyd take lovely clean, safe nuclear over a controled dumpster fire.
In 2011 Söder, a conservative CSU politician, threatened he would resign if the government wouldn’t exit nuclear in a timely fashion. Now during the electricity crisis he positioned himself as the great pro nuclear guy who never said anything and blaming the current government as if they were the ones who are responsible for the situation.
So obviously in his hometown, towards the south-west with a twice than normal size cooling tower in the shape of a big dick.
Build one in my backyard.
YIMBYs of Europe unite!
Via Brombeis.
Or where the expo used to be next to Milan, what a waste of space
In the Dollart mouth, along the correct borders, just to piss of the Dutch.
Munich city center
Malmö obviously. Fence in the “city” before anyone or anything leaves.
Kastelorizo ( a tiny ass island few meters away from the turkish coast)
If i could, right here. Sadly my country is also in the mindset that nuclear powerplant = dirty and unsafe energy. As a 2nd alternative i’d recommend Lake Constance, just to get the germans and swiss horny for all the bureaucracy it’ll cause
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Slap it in Gibraltar and ignore all safety procedures, blame the ensuing meltdown on Moroccan terrorism and watch the chaos unfold
Of course you can’t place it in Irun after [a series of unfortunate coincidences at Lemóniz](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lem%C3%B3niz_Nuclear_Power_Plant).
Madrid
Olivença.
Belgium.
https://preview.redd.it/d44o4wwjoisd1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d3e5e27a33d87a4663226af79867b84be07a6e
urk but nobody from urk will be employed there
Bogatynia. To piss off both Germans and Czechs.
Kouvola. It’s already called the chernobyl of Finland, so a meltdown would probably improve the place.
Berlin. People will probably start having underground raves in and around the thing. Also reinforces the oppressive, depressing vibe
Oups, power cables were accidentally cut. For the 3rd time this month.
Good choice 😁
Fukushima proved there is no risk.
https://preview.redd.it/0dby1kt4tisd1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48cf127ac92323c0122cc2a3ead78c55784cbe55
Close to my home, I actually would really like to work in one.
/Not sarcasm, modern nuclear energy is very cool and sophisticated – and interesting. Statistically extremely safe compared to other main energy sources, so I’m not afraid of it.
Most people’s fear of nuclear power plants (NPP) is based on old propaganda that never had much basis in facts and science
I’m still pretty sure the Greenpeace dudes never even knew how a NPP even works – these campaigns always only target the fear of the unknown in “gullible” people.
Well, not really gullible, but not everyone is a nerd who checks everything for themselves. So they take smear campaigns as fact because so many people and “institutions” say the same lie or half truth.
Misleading people is wrong, even if the intentions might be good.
The Falkland Islands, sell the energy exclusively to Chile
I would say Slough but not even jokingly that would be an improvement.
They currently have a power station there less than 3km out of their town centre and they are in the process of converting it to run on burning trash… So yeah I’m sure theyd take lovely clean, safe nuclear over a controled dumpster fire.
In 2011 Söder, a conservative CSU politician, threatened he would resign if the government wouldn’t exit nuclear in a timely fashion. Now during the electricity crisis he positioned himself as the great pro nuclear guy who never said anything and blaming the current government as if they were the ones who are responsible for the situation.
So obviously in his hometown, towards the south-west with a twice than normal size cooling tower in the shape of a big dick.
Build one in my backyard.
YIMBYs of Europe unite!
Via Brombeis.
Or where the expo used to be next to Milan, what a waste of space
In the Dollart mouth, along the correct borders, just to piss of the Dutch.
Munich city center
Malmö obviously. Fence in the “city” before anyone or anything leaves.
Kastelorizo ( a tiny ass island few meters away from the turkish coast)
We can all learn from France
https://preview.redd.it/n6c7hfltvisd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc873364afeb3a3dcd853152c2f1ee8f80420517
In Denmark
Does it matter where we put it? Anyway I would put it on the Belgian French Tripoint
The greenpeace office in Auckland
https://preview.redd.it/3frai0idxisd1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b2d29a4c79dda0f5a6cce4895edbda6627e1355
Dover and the channel islands. Also Newcastle, Birmingham, and Glasgow to spruce things up a bit.
In the middle of Bradford
“Saint” Julian’s, get to demolish some hotels and, in case of a breakdown, nothing will happen since they’re already so used to toxicity.
https://preview.redd.it/otu7hj7zzisd1.png?width=639&format=png&auto=webp&s=6dc1adb86ea8cd19e1fa399f6e3dd000fde0a704
https://preview.redd.it/lgdtk6u81jsd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=311b6b333d3f086a8ffc2d7f833c93b8a0e0c0e0
If i could, right here. Sadly my country is also in the mindset that nuclear powerplant = dirty and unsafe energy. As a 2nd alternative i’d recommend Lake Constance, just to get the germans and swiss horny for all the bureaucracy it’ll cause
https://preview.redd.it/1y5ihois1jsd1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=380699949ec91816b48d32db9e87fb0860c49644
Right here. There’s nothing important there anyway. Sadly, the morons that are actually in charge decided on some random spots far away from Germany