As a whistle

Posted by danruse

32 comments
  1. Damn, I would drink a ton of coffee before visiting this urinal. Maybe even eat some asparagus beforehand.

  2. “It’s in all the urinals, the best urinals. Everyone is saying it. They tell me “sir, why don’t you have your face in toilets?” I tell them maybe, maybe. But this radical leftists don’t want my face on anything, it’s that crooked Joe! All the best experts in the world, they’re saying I have the best face for piss, I dunno.”

  3. Let’s be honest, his crowd are the splashers and missers, so this wouldn’t help.

  4. Not to mention the urinals are often licked clean by republican voters.

  5. Didn’t they remove his Star from Hollywood due to sanitation reasons?

  6. First piss target i ever “interacted” with was Hanoi Jane (Fonda) at the High Tech Training Center at Ft. Dix. Funny thing, if you looked closely, you’d, spot the National Stock Number, meaning it was ordered through the supply system.

  7. Didn’t spill a drop. Can we get them in the shitters next?

  8. His mouth is open! I feel like he’s trying to get me.

  9. This was a tactic used in schiphol airport Amsterdam, but it was a painted fly in the urinal. The psychology meant that men instinctively trying to pee on the fly bus missed the urinal less.

  10. Only problem is now the other 20% of people will purposely piss on the walls.

  11. I’m not peeing there. The splashback from that location is abominable.

  12. But the number of people shitting in urinals has skyrocketed…

  13. That’s because Republicans won’t use them. They now sit to pee.

  14. Someone please tell me where I can buy those decals, I will stick them in urinals all over my town

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