Hey, she always smiles at me and asks if she can help me..
J D Vance is the used car salesman who will knowingly all you that lemon. Tim Walz is the guy that will help ya fix it.
I’m not used to seeing the hard times doing non-music stuff. This gave me a solid chuckle.
JD Vance, giving her the smoldering mascara stare: “How long have you been working here?” Bartender: “Three years.” Vance, licking his lips: “Ok, good.”
DUUUUH she lookin AT ME, she LIKE me she really LIKES me.
Also trending favorable with men who think JD is flirting with them
That is good.
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Far too many ignorant men (of all ages) don’t understand that if a woman is working and she smiles at you, most likely she is **not** interested in you, instead she is manipulating you to get your money (such as a bigger tip or sell you something).
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Full satirical article: https://thehardtimes.net/culture/polls-show-j-d-vance-performing-favorably-among-men-who-think-the-bartender-is-flirting-with-them/
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A sampling of those men.
Hey, she always smiles at me and asks if she can help me..
J D Vance is the used car salesman who will knowingly all you that lemon. Tim Walz is the guy that will help ya fix it.
I’m not used to seeing the hard times doing non-music stuff. This gave me a solid chuckle.
JD Vance, giving her the smoldering mascara stare: “How long have you been working here?”
Bartender: “Three years.”
Vance, licking his lips: “Ok, good.”
DUUUUH she lookin AT ME, she LIKE me she really LIKES me.
Also trending favorable with men who think JD is flirting with them
That is good.
—–
Far too many ignorant men (of all ages) don’t understand that if a woman is working and she smiles at you, most likely she is **not** interested in you, instead she is manipulating you to get your money (such as a bigger tip or sell you something).
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