Bro am i weird? This would be a CLUTCH gift since i am never going to budget for something that nice myself. Lightweight, handles easy, doesn’t take up your whole closet — it would make keeping my space clean so much easier.
That gift sucks.
If I bought my missus a cordless Dyson for Christmas over inane shit that she’ll like but hardly ever use she’d be made up. Fuck if she bought me one I’d hoover that house top to bottom using every attachment and pretending to be a ghostbuster.
that’s a treat i got my wife a shark hoover what a load of shit
she wasn’t impressed so i bought her a dildo for her birthday and told her to go fuck herself😂
I knew someone who bought his fiancée an ironing board for Valentine’s Day because “she’s been asking for a new one for ages”.
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Bro am i weird? This would be a CLUTCH gift since i am never going to budget for something that nice myself. Lightweight, handles easy, doesn’t take up your whole closet — it would make keeping my space clean so much easier.
That gift sucks.
If I bought my missus a cordless Dyson for Christmas over inane shit that she’ll like but hardly ever use she’d be made up. Fuck if she bought me one I’d hoover that house top to bottom using every attachment and pretending to be a ghostbuster.
that’s a treat i got my wife a shark hoover what a load of shit
she wasn’t impressed so i bought her a dildo for her birthday and told her to go fuck herself😂
I knew someone who bought his fiancée an ironing board for Valentine’s Day because “she’s been asking for a new one for ages”.
My gf wants one of these for Christmas?
This “meme” just won’t lay down and die…