and you guys shit on my cuisine? the audacity by Linux-Operative Tags:2 Western Europe 4u2WesternEurope4ueurope 38 commentsNo way scottish put cardboard physics on their pizzas.“Why scots have a shorter life expectancy”, it’s the alcohol, heroin, stabbings and deep fried pizza in that orderoh those english people againBut…That’s not how you’re supposed to do pizza fritta…:/So… it’s not about the heroin then?that’s Iceland frozen pizzaI took once bite of a deep fried mars bar once, I ended up puking and shitting at the same time, it got messy depending on which end was up.I shudder to think what else could be in that fryerWouldTry having Barry for a neighbor and look how quick you want to end your own existence through different vices![gif](giphy|8nmLYpDYSTnOw)Now I get why the english hate the scots 🤢https://preview.redd.it/d33y41m8cssd1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13cdb0dce0b7ffee92381325a41b27d29610d5ddr/dontputyourdickinthatHow can something look so disgusting yet so delicious at the same time?why is this the most american shit ever thoOur hill folk north of the wall are quite hardy and require only the most robust foodstuffs.![gif](giphy|uPfw5o0qXds7k3MQBb|downsized)I’ll take three pleaseI’m actually fine with the batter, it’s the pizza I have the problem with. It looks like a plastic prop.https://preview.redd.it/4vheuh9bhssd1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a705be896f91190c42790aae78e2c8681db74c44Unlike the deep fried mars bar, this is enjoyed by thousands of “human” Scottish people every day. I tried it once, I consider it biological warfare.Ngl that looks chaotic but i would still like to try if im being honestIs that a frozen supermarket pizza?![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)To be fair Hans, Scotland isn’t really known for good food either.No heroin?Would eat nglWhat do you put in ovens?Ah yes, the typical neapolitan fried pizza. A classicIs it deep fried in heroine?oh please he didn’t even cover it in curry and or mayoFuckin gimme![gif](giphy|3o6ZtaiPZNzrmRQ6YM)Fucking love some pizza crunch but I can’t eat a whole one 🙁Where the fuck do you guys get all the grease from? Because it ain’t Tesco.fuck me the pizza looked like one of those little shitty kid ones you get from tescoThis is autism food. I would love itDeep fried mars bar ? Fuck yes. This can fuck off though 🤢Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
“Why scots have a shorter life expectancy”, it’s the alcohol, heroin, stabbings and deep fried pizza in that order
I took once bite of a deep fried mars bar once, I ended up puking and shitting at the same time, it got messy depending on which end was up.
Try having Barry for a neighbor and look how quick you want to end your own existence through different vices
https://preview.redd.it/d33y41m8cssd1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13cdb0dce0b7ffee92381325a41b27d29610d5ddr/dontputyourdickinthat
I’m actually fine with the batter, it’s the pizza I have the problem with. It looks like a plastic prop.
https://preview.redd.it/4vheuh9bhssd1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a705be896f91190c42790aae78e2c8681db74c44
Unlike the deep fried mars bar, this is enjoyed by thousands of “human” Scottish people every day. I tried it once, I consider it biological warfare.
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No way scottish put cardboard physics on their pizzas.
“Why scots have a shorter life expectancy”, it’s the alcohol, heroin, stabbings and deep fried pizza in that order
oh those english people again
But…
That’s not how you’re supposed to do pizza fritta…
:/
So… it’s not about the heroin then?
that’s Iceland frozen pizza
I took once bite of a deep fried mars bar once, I ended up puking and shitting at the same time, it got messy depending on which end was up.
I shudder to think what else could be in that fryer
Would
Try having Barry for a neighbor and look how quick you want to end your own existence through different vices
![gif](giphy|8nmLYpDYSTnOw)
Now I get why the english hate the scots 🤢
https://preview.redd.it/d33y41m8cssd1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13cdb0dce0b7ffee92381325a41b27d29610d5dd
r/dontputyourdickinthat
How can something look so disgusting yet so delicious at the same time?
why is this the most american shit ever tho
Our hill folk north of the wall are quite hardy and require only the most robust foodstuffs.
![gif](giphy|uPfw5o0qXds7k3MQBb|downsized)
I’ll take three please
I’m actually fine with the batter, it’s the pizza I have the problem with. It looks like a plastic prop.
https://preview.redd.it/4vheuh9bhssd1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a705be896f91190c42790aae78e2c8681db74c44
Unlike the deep fried mars bar, this is enjoyed by thousands of “human” Scottish people every day. I tried it once, I consider it biological warfare.
Ngl that looks chaotic but i would still like to try if im being honest
Is that a frozen supermarket pizza?
![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)
To be fair Hans, Scotland isn’t really known for good food either.
No heroin?
Would eat ngl
What do you put in ovens?
Ah yes, the typical neapolitan fried pizza. A classic
Is it deep fried in heroine?
oh please he didn’t even cover it in curry and or mayo
Fuckin gimme
![gif](giphy|3o6ZtaiPZNzrmRQ6YM)
Fucking love some pizza crunch but I can’t eat a whole one 🙁
Where the fuck do you guys get all the grease from? Because it ain’t Tesco.
fuck me the pizza looked like one of those little shitty kid ones you get from tesco
This is autism food. I would love it
Deep fried mars bar ? Fuck yes. This can fuck off though 🤢