and you guys shit on my cuisine? the audacity



by Linux-Operative

38 comments

  1. No way scottish put cardboard physics on their pizzas.

  2. “Why scots have a shorter life expectancy”, it’s the alcohol, heroin, stabbings and deep fried pizza in that order

  4. But…

    That’s not how you’re supposed to do pizza fritta…

    :/

  7. I took once bite of a deep fried mars bar once, I ended up puking and shitting at the same time, it got messy depending on which end was up.

  8. I shudder to think what else could be in that fryer

  10. Try having Barry for a neighbor and look how quick you want to end your own existence through different vices

  14. How can something look so disgusting yet so delicious at the same time?

  16. Our hill folk north of the wall are quite hardy and require only the most robust foodstuffs.

  19. I’m actually fine with the batter, it’s the pizza I have the problem with. It looks like a plastic prop.

  21. Unlike the deep fried mars bar, this is enjoyed by thousands of “human” Scottish people every day. I tried it once, I consider it biological warfare.

  22. Ngl that looks chaotic but i would still like to try if im being honest

  25. To be fair Hans, Scotland isn’t really known for good food either.

  34. Fucking love some pizza crunch but I can’t eat a whole one 🙁

  35. Where the fuck do you guys get all the grease from? Because it ain’t Tesco.

  36. fuck me the pizza looked like one of those little shitty kid ones you get from tesco

  38. Deep fried mars bar ? Fuck yes. This can fuck off though 🤢

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