and you guys shit on my cuisine? the audacity

38 comments

1. No way scottish put cardboard physics on their pizzas.

2. “Why scots have a shorter life expectancy”, it’s the alcohol, heroin, stabbings and deep fried pizza in that order

3. oh those english people again

4. But…

   That’s not how you’re supposed to do pizza fritta…

   :/

5. So… it’s not about the heroin then?

6. that’s Iceland frozen pizza

7. I took once bite of a deep fried mars bar once, I ended up puking and shitting at the same time, it got messy depending on which end was up.

8. I shudder to think what else could be in that fryer

9. Would

10. Try having Barry for a neighbor and look how quick you want to end your own existence through different vices

11. 

12. Now I get why the english hate the scots 🤢

13. https://preview.redd.it/d33y41m8cssd1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13cdb0dce0b7ffee92381325a41b27d29610d5dd

    r/dontputyourdickinthat

14. How can something look so disgusting yet so delicious at the same time?

15. why is this the most american shit ever tho

16. Our hill folk north of the wall are quite hardy and require only the most robust foodstuffs.

17. 

18. I’ll take three please

19. I’m actually fine with the batter, it’s the pizza I have the problem with. It looks like a plastic prop.

20. https://preview.redd.it/4vheuh9bhssd1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a705be896f91190c42790aae78e2c8681db74c44

21. Unlike the deep fried mars bar, this is enjoyed by thousands of “human” Scottish people every day. I tried it once, I consider it biological warfare.

22. Ngl that looks chaotic but i would still like to try if im being honest

23. Is that a frozen supermarket pizza?

24. 

25. To be fair Hans, Scotland isn’t really known for good food either.

26. No heroin?

27. Would eat ngl

28. What do you put in ovens?

29. Ah yes, the typical neapolitan fried pizza. A classic

30. Is it deep fried in heroine?

31. oh please he didn’t even cover it in curry and or mayo

32. Fuckin gimme

33. 

34. Fucking love some pizza crunch but I can’t eat a whole one 🙁

35. Where the fuck do you guys get all the grease from? Because it ain’t Tesco.

36. fuck me the pizza looked like one of those little shitty kid ones you get from tesco

37. This is autism food. I would love it

38. Deep fried mars bar ? Fuck yes. This can fuck off though 🤢