We both let the prequel go to our heads Pierre, turns out Hans fancied a short walk through the Ardennes to clear his head from all that Versailles business and we popped out for a pint right before he arrived. Next time we’ll hopefully stick around a bit longer to share the blame
Most accurate Villepin depiction.
To be fair, the first two are Dutch history seeing as the Dutch language is nothing but modern-Frankish, whereas France speaks mutilated Latin despite its name.
The second two are indeed based.
However, starting from the French revolution France became cringe, so I’m afraid the rest of them won’t help your case. Imagine guillotining your king only to end up (after your revolutionary regime ends up being more oppressive than your monarchy) with a general usurping absolute power and declaring himself emperor. But somehow you guys are proud of this?
You didn’t go to Iraq, that’s fair, my man.
But you went to Libya, just because we had more control over their oil than you did.
Kingdom of the Franks is as much German as French as anything else in Francia fucking French Pig, You’re just like North Macedonia, stealing history just because your name sounds similair, Francia was a group project, but you’re taking all the credit, cause it’s all you have, you peaked when you participated in Francia, since then, everything has been going downhill with France
Friendly fire
The french pride come on the fact that their flag its the background of most memes (the flag Is White)
Hludawig and Karl were german/dutch, sorry Pierre
“literally everyone”, you mean americans and their simps?
we just gonna gloss over the war of 1870 like that?
Also helped us out in 1821.
Italy, Turkey, fucking Greece, Iran, Mongolia for fuck sake. We only take recent wins bro. Grow up.
The Franks being depicted as French lmao
It’sTheSamePicture.jpg
They have always been jumped up arrogant twats in a shiny suit.
I mean… how could they resist the germans during ww2 while chocking with Hitler’s dick?
Did you really put Napoleon III as chad?
Charles the great was clearly German (Frankish) and not French. Kinda pathetic to try to annex him like that tbh.
Oh man I love this so much. Just knowing how we all managed to make, literally the most victorious Nation on Earth, being known for being cowards.
Seriously guys, I couldn’t have done it without you, love to everyone else that helped with this, the true Euro W!
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>French history according to Ameritards
FTFY
We both let the prequel go to our heads Pierre, turns out Hans fancied a short walk through the Ardennes to clear his head from all that Versailles business and we popped out for a pint right before he arrived. Next time we’ll hopefully stick around a bit longer to share the blame
Most accurate Villepin depiction.
To be fair, the first two are Dutch history seeing as the Dutch language is nothing but modern-Frankish, whereas France speaks mutilated Latin despite its name.
The second two are indeed based.
However, starting from the French revolution France became cringe, so I’m afraid the rest of them won’t help your case. Imagine guillotining your king only to end up (after your revolutionary regime ends up being more oppressive than your monarchy) with a general usurping absolute power and declaring himself emperor. But somehow you guys are proud of this?
You didn’t go to Iraq, that’s fair, my man.
But you went to Libya, just because we had more control over their oil than you did.
Based and Francophile-pilled.
https://preview.redd.it/xieu5z94szsd1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a58fb8af364443625da87768bfec7f9075e4a42
🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️
You won against the Germans in trenches of alsace – when was that?
Respect only to those who liberated themselfs out of their own power, so basically only the balkans. Cutting telephone wires doesnt count, Baptou
failed to mention the franco-prussian war
tbh, deserved
the french f#ck up in 1940 was probably one of the most fatal fumbles in history
You forgot 1871 in your lineup, there should be 2 surrendering doges in the picture.
Very good. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer nation
Based France really a beautiful history 💪🏻💪🏻
https://i.redd.it/mxtuaw8l10td1.gif
Kingdom of the Franks is as much German as French as anything else in Francia fucking French Pig, You’re just like North Macedonia, stealing history just because your name sounds similair, Francia was a group project, but you’re taking all the credit, cause it’s all you have, you peaked when you participated in Francia, since then, everything has been going downhill with France
Friendly fire
The french pride come on the fact that their flag its the background of most memes (the flag Is White)
Hludawig and Karl were german/dutch, sorry Pierre
“literally everyone”, you mean americans and their simps?
we just gonna gloss over the war of 1870 like that?
Also helped us out in 1821.
Italy, Turkey, fucking Greece, Iran, Mongolia for fuck sake. We only take recent wins bro. Grow up.
The Franks being depicted as French lmao
It’sTheSamePicture.jpg
They have always been jumped up arrogant twats in a shiny suit.
I mean… how could they resist the germans during ww2 while chocking with Hitler’s dick?
Did you really put Napoleon III as chad?
Charles the great was clearly German (Frankish) and not French. Kinda pathetic to try to annex him like that tbh.
Oh man I love this so much. Just knowing how we all managed to make, literally the most victorious Nation on Earth, being known for being cowards.
Seriously guys, I couldn’t have done it without you, love to everyone else that helped with this, the true Euro W!
https://preview.redd.it/vfatjuon81td1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cffc4b9e4068c0d1180d1d61697b861daf9730a9
Op I don’t get it, smh this meme makes no sense.