Double-strength pepper spray I think

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1. Salesmen at a gaming convention.

   Or day traders…

2. Advertisement for cocaine.

3. Punchable Faces Inc.

4. Date Rape Worldwide.

5. Look to sleazy car salesmen.

6. Idk, they’re probably trying to sell a time share or something

7. Grindr.

8. Drug testing strips for drinks, or nail polish that changes color in the presence of roofies.

9. That nail polish that detects roofies.

10. Date-Safe brand cocktail covers

    “Would you leave your drink unattended around these men?”

11. Cocaine, but sold as a skin oil.

12. Anti-fungle cream

13. Those straws that tell you if your drink has been roofied.

14. baby sized gloves

15. Ladies… cover your drinks. Especially before our friend Matt Gaetz shows up

16. It reminds me of those commercials I saw as a kid, teaching you about not talking to strangers.

17. roofies and Axe body spray

18. Rohypnol and cocaine

19. Date rate public awareness campaign

20. Just for Men add on Grindr.

21. Maybeline eyeliner.

22. Coasters for all women to cover their drinks.

23. Vance’s eyes are so deeply set they look fully black from afar

24. Like father like son with that tiny ass hand.

25. Pro abortion awareness.

26. Pair o’ douches

27. Erectile dysfunction…

28. Douche

29. Birth control. Tie your bits or deal with these dipshits.

30. Dictators

31. Maybe they should do some coke and couch together idiots

32. Instant Pussy Dry.

33. Canoes. Douche canoes.

34. mascara 

35. Daddy’s Bibles

36. Grindr.

37. why so many women would chose a bear

38. Is there a genre of porno where two guys have sex to prove how manly and straight they are?

39. JD got them demon eyes