Is that what he charges or what he’s looking to pay 🤨
Definitely sounds sex trafficky
“er… Tom, are you just gonna massage me with one hand?”
How much is a pound pound?
Damn! As an 18yo black woman, I’ll have to take my business elsewhere, I guess…
We had this all round bristol and bath, wonder if he moved?
Professional, black only, full body massage.
Sponsored and endorsed by United Shipfronts.
Tom might not be legit but he is professional. He says so himself.
I know it’s a minor thing but the prices are so weird – for thirty minutes it’s 30 quid with an extra half hour 10 quid more but then any other half hour is 15 quid more?
Methinks Tom’s a dirty old bastard
If he gets even one client he is going to think he is a genius for the rest of his life
Do you reckon he actually gets any messages that arnt piss taking
All things aside, is it illegal to say “black women only”?
What a same that I’m too white. Tom sounds like such a charming, trustworthy man!
At least he’s a professional
Call Tom to later be found in woodland by a dog walker.
After working Deliveroo for some months Tom spied an opportunity.
Looks like A1C Drizz got orders to an RAF Base.
i’m sorry but this has me in absolute hysterics. and then all the comments! pure gold this morning, i love reddit
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Is it really Tim Westwood?
Is that what he charges or what he’s looking to pay 🤨
Definitely sounds sex trafficky
“er… Tom, are you just gonna massage me with one hand?”
How much is a pound pound?
Damn! As an 18yo black woman, I’ll have to take my business elsewhere, I guess…
We had this all round bristol and bath, wonder if he moved?
Professional, black only, full body massage.
Sponsored and endorsed by United Shipfronts.
Tom might not be legit but he is professional. He says so himself.
I know it’s a minor thing but the prices are so weird – for thirty minutes it’s 30 quid with an extra half hour 10 quid more but then any other half hour is 15 quid more?
Methinks Tom’s a dirty old bastard
If he gets even one client he is going to think he is a genius for the rest of his life
Do you reckon he actually gets any messages that arnt piss taking
All things aside, is it illegal to say “black women only”?
What a same that I’m too white. Tom sounds like such a charming, trustworthy man!
At least he’s a professional
Call Tom to later be found in woodland by a dog walker.
After working Deliveroo for some months Tom spied an opportunity.
Looks like A1C Drizz got orders to an RAF Base.
i’m sorry but this has me in absolute hysterics. and then all the comments! pure gold this morning, i love reddit
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