friendly PSA for all europeans

by stracciatellaaaa

32 comments
  1. Why is there so much hate towards Jan?

    …per capita…

  2. Lies, we’d be easy to spot since we would tower above the ‘normal people’ with our vertically blessed bodies.

  3. Since I’m going there, what is the per capita GDP in hell?

  4. I can spot a Dutchman a kilometer away.
    Oversized, loud guttural spasms and extra teeth.
    Tends to dress in plastic.

  5. “Looking like normal people”

    Oh please, even if it weren’t for their loudness and obnoxious behaviour, you’d still be able to easily spot those greedy bastards from a distance.

  6. It’s easy to find the Dutch. Just make a James Bond villainesque trap like slowly descending decapitating laser beams. The Dutch will be the first to fall.

  7. Usually quite easy to spot, wooden shoes and a Spaniards mouth for a toilet

  8. We Dutchies think we are already in hell. So we make your live that way too…

  9. Hell is even lower than the 6m under the sea level they live right now. That must be like ascending to a superior level of dutchness.

  10. I fear the day the ocean levels rise so much they start migrating again. Just a flood of orange colored campers on the horizon of the Autobahn. The true apocalypse

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