How many beers into the evening on “Murphys Inn” in Dublin were they when they made this discovery?
“So I was out the other day with Conor and Liam, and we started talking about some really interesting topic. Do you think you could use Martian sand to build in space Finn?”
And grow potatoes, of course
Of course Ireland has scientists. The best scientists. Only the finest Irish minds could have figured out how to blow up a toilet as soon as Margaret Thatcher got within 20m of distance
He just found out recently that his grand-grand mother was 13% irish, and her mother had her wedding in Dublin.
We have a long proud history of scientific discovery (other than the dark times afyer the invent of whiskey)
They do. If some decide to come from England.
They do, they discovered the bottom of the bottle.
Psskt “er Hudson we have a problem”
“What seems to be the problem Lt miles?”
“This er… this guy from (Rosa) romainian space agency, he went out to repair one of the panels, but he’s scrapping the gold off them and stuffing the cabling inside his suit”
Someone has to invent new whiskey
Yeah… and unsurprisingly the best they found to combine it with for the cement-bricks is potatoes.
they also tested blood and piss.
No, that’s not a joke.
All the tested cements are better than what we manage with our earth dirt.
yeah they saw that you can grow potatoes there
How else would we have came up with poitín?
We do have a long, proud tradition of builders who’ll use anything handy instead of paying for site deliveries. That’s a sort of science.
Well “scientist” is a code here for: Stumbled drunk out of the pub, spilled his drink over pile of sand, started to build an “Irish Castle” and suddenly thought: “Hey, we could do this on Mars as well…there’s a lot of sand too…”
It’s really amazing what they can do when they aren’t starving or drunk out of their minds, isn’t it?
This after I just saw a post about human blood bricks in space being insufficient for building makes me wonder what was going on 🤔
Once in a while, the right genes come together and an incredibly smart Irish person is born.
Yes but most of them are Potatologist
In true Irish tradition Irish scientists are committed primarily to finding ways to leave Ireland – in this case for Mars
I mean have you tried their whisky?
None of ye know what we’re up to out here on this little island.
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With enough EU money anything is possible, I guess
They’ve probably seen that documentary where the dude plants potatoes on Mars using his own shit.
Of course they are going to research Mars further after that.
Probably a confused American.
I guess they must have taken a break from researching how to blame every single problem in Ireland on the English.
If they find a way to grow wheat, barley and hops on Mars, everything will be set for an Irish-Bavarian space race
https://preview.redd.it/0qedbmev55td1.jpeg?width=1480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11d7931882b1a2ea6ff9897e37b75f969e5fbd0d
How many beers into the evening on “Murphys Inn” in Dublin were they when they made this discovery?
“So I was out the other day with Conor and Liam, and we started talking about some really interesting topic. Do you think you could use Martian sand to build in space Finn?”
And grow potatoes, of course
Of course Ireland has scientists. The best scientists. Only the finest Irish minds could have figured out how to blow up a toilet as soon as Margaret Thatcher got within 20m of distance
[this is accurate ](https://youtu.be/7-yQ4s6IBec?si=XBkwVESvPNlH41Fp)
No, its an american scientist.
He just found out recently that his grand-grand mother was 13% irish, and her mother had her wedding in Dublin.
We have a long proud history of scientific discovery (other than the dark times afyer the invent of whiskey)
They do. If some decide to come from England.
They do, they discovered the bottom of the bottle.
Psskt “er Hudson we have a problem”
“What seems to be the problem Lt miles?”
“This er… this guy from (Rosa) romainian space agency, he went out to repair one of the panels, but he’s scrapping the gold off them and stuffing the cabling inside his suit”
Someone has to invent new whiskey
Yeah… and unsurprisingly the best they found to combine it with for the cement-bricks is potatoes.
they also tested blood and piss.
No, that’s not a joke.
All the tested cements are better than what we manage with our earth dirt.
yeah they saw that you can grow potatoes there
How else would we have came up with poitín?
We do have a long, proud tradition of builders who’ll use anything handy instead of paying for site deliveries. That’s a sort of science.
Well “scientist” is a code here for: Stumbled drunk out of the pub, spilled his drink over pile of sand, started to build an “Irish Castle” and suddenly thought: “Hey, we could do this on Mars as well…there’s a lot of sand too…”
It’s really amazing what they can do when they aren’t starving or drunk out of their minds, isn’t it?
This after I just saw a post about human blood bricks in space being insufficient for building makes me wonder what was going on 🤔
Once in a while, the right genes come together and an incredibly smart Irish person is born.
Yes but most of them are Potatologist
In true Irish tradition Irish scientists are committed primarily to finding ways to leave Ireland – in this case for Mars
I mean have you tried their whisky?
None of ye know what we’re up to out here on this little island.