Pretty unlucky to go through that much effort and still get caught.
I don’t think I’ve ever been stopped by security at a festivals and I just keep my stash at the bottom of my rucksack.
People are not allowed to have fun anymore
And some just put Kinder-filled Kinder eggs up their bum. Don’t kink shame.
Lol puffs
Must’ve been a crazy Saturday.
I smuggle kinder eggs into the cinema this way. They’re always a big melty brown mess but they still taste ok most of the time.
I’m guessing it wasn’t the actual chocolate egg, ass that would melt, butt the toy capsule would work.
That would make constructing the toy much harder.
That was a Surprise.
Who the hell goes to creamfields without a bum full of drugs
Everyone needs a hobby
Presumably security spotted them by their very uncomfortable walking.
This is incredibly common in those drug circles. I mean frighteningly common.
There isn’t a police officer in the country who doesn’t turn away at the sight of a yellow kinderegg holder.
Not all of us do !!!
That’s the kinder surprise I like
Just boys being boys
My arsehole winced at the thought of trying to shove a kinder egg up it, triple wrapped cling film works a treat
Is it Easter already?
I’m pretty sure I already seen folks smuggle drugs in these capsules in 2000 prison documentaries, so I don’t understand what’s so newsworthy other than shaming these guys, I guess
Both jailed for 18 months.
Absolutely ludicrous.
>intimate search
![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)
All men do this.
I thought I was r/okmatewanker for a second
K Hole
TiL – I am not a man . BRB off to buy a kinder egg , where do I get ketamine ?
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Pretty unlucky to go through that much effort and still get caught.
I don’t think I’ve ever been stopped by security at a festivals and I just keep my stash at the bottom of my rucksack.
People are not allowed to have fun anymore
And some just put Kinder-filled Kinder eggs up their bum. Don’t kink shame.
Lol puffs
Must’ve been a crazy Saturday.
I smuggle kinder eggs into the cinema this way. They’re always a big melty brown mess but they still taste ok most of the time.
I’m guessing it wasn’t the actual chocolate egg, ass that would melt, butt the toy capsule would work.
That would make constructing the toy much harder.
That was a Surprise.
Who the hell goes to creamfields without a bum full of drugs
Everyone needs a hobby
Presumably security spotted them by their very uncomfortable walking.
This is incredibly common in those drug circles. I mean frighteningly common.
There isn’t a police officer in the country who doesn’t turn away at the sight of a yellow kinderegg holder.
Not all of us do !!!
That’s the kinder surprise I like
Just boys being boys
My arsehole winced at the thought of trying to shove a kinder egg up it, triple wrapped cling film works a treat
Is it Easter already?
I’m pretty sure I already seen folks smuggle drugs in these capsules in 2000 prison documentaries, so I don’t understand what’s so newsworthy other than shaming these guys, I guess
Both jailed for 18 months.
Absolutely ludicrous.
>intimate search
![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)
All men do this.
I thought I was r/okmatewanker for a second
K Hole
TiL – I am not a man . BRB off to buy a kinder egg , where do I get ketamine ?
“men”…..