Trying to get all my vitamins

by Safe_Carrot_1461

30 comments
  1. Needs a dainty little tea spoon to scoop up the filling delicately.

  2. Knife and fork on wrong sides. What kind of monster are you?

  3. You used the calpol syringe to hide substances in the jam tart?

  4. This but a potato waffle that I toasted with a bit of ketchup…I really need to go grocery shopping haha.

  5. I’m not left handed but l I also hold my fork in my right hand.

  6. That better be a giant plate, knife and fork, otherwise I’d have to say that is quite a small tart for dinner.

  7. Oh man. Ain’t had one of those for years. Will be hammering on Morrisons door in the morning.

  8. I never buy jam tarts but somehow they just turn up

  9. Have you ever thought to get a second jam tart and make a jam tart sandwich?

  10. The fruit content is one of your 5-a-day you know.

  11. are you ok? I know when I don’t have much to eat sometimes I eat chocolate instead of a meal. you’re probably just joking but for real, some of us are having ‘sleep’ for dinner in this CoL crisis so you never know.

  12. I love jam tarts, but one jam tart is not a dinner. Plate the whole pack up!

  13. You magnificent bastard.

    Why don’t _I_ have any jam tarts?

  14. Alright, Mr Fancy Pants. We can’t all be as sophisticated as you.

  15. I think you’re in need of a doily beneath the plate but otherwise a very satisfying dinner (assuming you intend eat the other five in the packet).

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