Hans really does have some beautiful cardboard castles.

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1. 1. We have both.
   2. You could do this for every WE country.
   3. Go fuck yourself.

2. Barry should be behind Hans, with a monocle and rubbing his hand because he copied Hans for everything.

3. Oh, wow, we fancied up some castles. We have enough to spare, stay malding

4. French castles are on a whole different level by comparison

   https://preview.redd.it/z3vblyts0std1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc79210a3027ca40f45e2802e10e9b32abbdd14a

5. Pedro is just jealous all of his best castles were built by Berbers

6. According to Wikipedia, the oldest spanjool castle is from the 13th century (Manzanares el Real), while the oldest german one is from the 11th (Meersburg).

7. These castles are the reason Bavaria is a part of Germany. Ludwig the 2nd was a moron.

8. Is that a depiction of a Hans with a German flag? Surely something you are not seeing in real life lmao

9. Proper castles don’t really have windows to the outside

10. At least we build out castles ourselves.
    Spain: Build by Berbera
    English: build by Normans

11. https://preview.redd.it/v1l64bo39std1.png?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fd784d0139e31c01a278bf68cc9436a2a2db5da

12. https://preview.redd.it/6ggqkqz48std1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7e4136deec24a7f67c20ed6e9449d727dd85b62

    [We are still building a medieval castle with ancient technics since 1997](https://www.guedelon.fr/en/)

    [wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu%C3%A9delon_Castle)

13. What you show are degenerated pleasure castles from the 19th century. Germany is pretty rich in proper strongholds/castles centuries old. What is your point here? Example: Burg Elz, 13th century

    https://preview.redd.it/qvy2xr8l9std1.jpeg?width=2965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c22e4148488417185a8042280c2f143149f6b8bc

14. Newer castles are better tbh

15. A German guy married one of our queens, and used our hard earned money to build this thing in 1840

    https://preview.redd.it/nsj56dk3bstd1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d58050e66f16ce40fbfa1862981c3b2523b5cc29

16. Built by some Hessian duke who thought he was the incarnation of rome

17. My favourite German castle is the Hohenwefern……oh wait it’s Austrian, never mind then

18. I don’t know about the outside, but the inside of our castles here in Sweden is mostly German/Polish, so let’s not hate too much. Can’t be much left from before the 18th century down there

19. cardboard ? 😡

    they are made with steel reinforced concrete

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