Want anything from Ikea?

25 comments

1. Cornetto?

2. No, I have more than enough crap I don’t need, but thanks for asking.

3. Only if Sergeant Angle has been dealt with

4. Never been to Ikea. I think i’d buy too much if I did

5. the will (to live) and the till, if you please

6. Can’t believe even nothing cost 1.50

7. Yellow gravy! Meatballs optional

8. No luck finding them Swåns then?

9. Swan?

   https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/355992551734

10. And he’s not going to get back up again?

11. Can I have a Gnarp please

12. Yarp!

13. Why did I think of Rex the Runt straight away..?

    Tuesday…

14. Nobody likes the ploeper kids!

15. I’ll have some Daim please

16. Yarp

17. Can I please have three of the shitest candles and a bookend?

18. I’m good thanks. But make sure you listen to the [Ikea anthem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9WWz95ripA) (slightly NSFW) while you’re there

19. Crusty Jugglërs

20. They are a slasher…of prices. Their discounts are criminal.

21. Blåhaj

22. Damn that’s cheap, won’t be for long though

23. A great big bushy beard!

24. Billy. Don’t be a hero.

25. If you wanna be a big cop in a small town, fuck off up the model village.