Want anything from Ikea?by AlabamaShrimp Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 25 commentsCornetto?No, I have more than enough crap I don’t need, but thanks for asking.Only if Sergeant Angle has been dealt withNever been to Ikea. I think i’d buy too much if I didthe will (to live) and the till, if you pleaseCan’t believe even nothing cost 1.50Yellow gravy! Meatballs optionalNo luck finding them Swåns then?Swan?https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/355992551734And he’s not going to get back up again?Can I have a Gnarp pleaseYarp!Why did I think of Rex the Runt straight away..?Tuesday…Nobody likes the ploeper kids!I’ll have some Daim pleaseYarpCan I please have three of the shitest candles and a bookend?I’m good thanks. But make sure you listen to the [Ikea anthem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9WWz95ripA) (slightly NSFW) while you’re thereCrusty JugglërsThey are a slasher…of prices. Their discounts are criminal.BlåhajDamn that’s cheap, won’t be for long thoughA great big bushy beard!Billy. Don’t be a hero.If you wanna be a big cop in a small town, fuck off up the model village.Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
I’m good thanks. But make sure you listen to the [Ikea anthem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9WWz95ripA) (slightly NSFW) while you’re there
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Cornetto?
No, I have more than enough crap I don’t need, but thanks for asking.
Only if Sergeant Angle has been dealt with
Never been to Ikea. I think i’d buy too much if I did
the will (to live) and the till, if you please
Can’t believe even nothing cost 1.50
Yellow gravy! Meatballs optional
No luck finding them Swåns then?
Swan?
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/355992551734
And he’s not going to get back up again?
Can I have a Gnarp please
Yarp!
Why did I think of Rex the Runt straight away..?
Tuesday…
Nobody likes the ploeper kids!
I’ll have some Daim please
Yarp
Can I please have three of the shitest candles and a bookend?
I’m good thanks. But make sure you listen to the [Ikea anthem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9WWz95ripA) (slightly NSFW) while you’re there
Crusty Jugglërs
They are a slasher…of prices. Their discounts are criminal.
Blåhaj
Damn that’s cheap, won’t be for long though
A great big bushy beard!
Billy. Don’t be a hero.
If you wanna be a big cop in a small town, fuck off up the model village.