they don’t chant “brains” like other zombies, for some reason they chat “uterus”
How do you clean spit soda off a monitor?
I’ve never been more frightened!!
That would be a creepy ass horror movie. You wake up in the middle of a vast wilderness, with no explanation, and you’re being watched by a silent Mitch McConnell who just stares at you like he’s freezing up in a press conference.
A dictator-led American theocracy?
Just feed me to the flesh eating demons.
Oh shit it’s that monster from Pan’s Labyrinth!
Isn’t he dead?
Overaged mutant dementia turtle
#DITCHMITCH
Welp there goes sleeping. Thanks /d
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I assume he’s frozen in that state. Hopefully no-one defrosts him this time.
I would kick him right in the spot his chin should be
Now THAT’S a jump scare!
That is legit terrifying!
https://preview.redd.it/b261gczf4utd1.jpeg?width=1428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8661b2b534c117b25cc40bc0ad28341b12bda316
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they don’t chant “brains” like other zombies, for some reason they chat “uterus”
How do you clean spit soda off a monitor?
I’ve never been more frightened!!
That would be a creepy ass horror movie. You wake up in the middle of a vast wilderness, with no explanation, and you’re being watched by a silent Mitch McConnell who just stares at you like he’s freezing up in a press conference.
A dictator-led American theocracy?
Just feed me to the flesh eating demons.
Oh shit it’s that monster from Pan’s Labyrinth!
Isn’t he dead?
Overaged mutant dementia turtle
#DITCHMITCH
Welp there goes sleeping. Thanks /d
The scarier, grittier reboot with nationwide implications.
Okay, that scared the Hell outta me. Wheeew!
Horrifying!!
Actually made me turtle! 🐢 👻
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