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41 comments

1. Fuck you!

   Worst regards.

   Scotland.

2. How could you miss Pedro

3. I think you forgot Luigi’s big brother…

4. Luigi and…. Marco. Wtf? And why ignore iconic names like Pedro or Paddy

   We desperately need stereotypical female names to. There’s only susan so far

5. * Frids – Norway
   * Fritsson – Sweden
   * Frits – Swamp
   * Fritz – me
   * Fritzle – Schwaben
   * Fritzl – Östralia
   * Fritzli – Suisse

6. Are there no women in Western Europe?

7. Spell it Sergay to reflect the original spelling and the jokes that come with it.

   Mykola for Ukraine.

8. Lars is a dane if anything. And Guiseppe is too iconic to miss.

9. OIDA?!

   we mountain monkeys also want to be called “Sepp”, short for “Josef”. it is way more common here than “Fritz”, which is just our name because of that one familyman that didnt want to let his family leave him.

   also, can we please finally get some more flairs? we need regional flairs for austria, i want to get a “Mozarts Balls” flair!

10. Grzegorz or Krzysztof are better for the Polish spelling gore

11. Paddy / Pádraig / Seán

    “Sean” isn’t a name.

12. Zeer matig.

13. Yeah I think you got the wrong names for Sweden.

14. Damn I feel like npc now

15. The swiss need some weird mountain name like Urs or Beat. Or even Thierry to account for their frog speaking part.

16. Zeer matig.

17. Ueli, a name, no foreign tongue can pronounce. Doomed at hotel receptions, cursed on the airport.

    May the lastname be Heiniger. The worst of all names in American police checks

18. Everywhere I go there is always another Marco

19. Jose is even more common in Spain

20. Nope, “Antonio” and “Manuel” are the most common names in Spain right now.

21. Confirmation that women do not exist

22. Portugal should be João, Zé

23. I vote for ‘Wojciech’ for Poland.

24. Austria is “Sepp”.

25. https://preview.redd.it/axdj9wfv9wtd1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d8be34a644fa118c5f2f6f69a823e98232d9e4

26. How is Switzerland Thomas and not something like Urs or Ueli?

27. Pekka where is Pekka

28. Yes, pepi for Austria

29. Jan-Willem is actually a pretty common first name in the Netherlands

30. I mean, I like being called Lars or Sven rather than Muhammed Ahmed Ali Ababbua. But Sven is only the 18th most common name here, Lars is at least #3.

    However our most common name for men by a big margin is Karl and has been since forever and ever.

    And since it just translates to “Man”, you guys can make fun of us being stupid at the same time!

31. Imagine having a baby and deciding to name it Wout or Geerts.

    Terrible strain of people

32. It’s funny because Jan-Willem is an actual name in the Netherlands

33. How are there so many people in Europe if there are no women? Have the men figured out asexual reproduction?

34. It is Luigi and Mario.

35. Iceland crying in a corner right now

36. We need a Gareth or Dafydd

37. Austria should be Josef

38. I’m amazed that Germans still use names. They should switch to numbers, much more efficient. “I’m citizen number 1245432”.

    They could even get them tatooed.

39. Finland should be Matti

40. Seán is spelt wrong

41. Sweden should be Mohammed, no?