Well fuck around, and find out who we Tornado next…
Serves ’em right.
God Swirl
“Special”is definitely the right description for Eric Trump though.
“tEsTiNg OuR fAiTh”
More like, a good example of “God’s Won’t”, amirite?
Sheriff puts star deputy sticker on Eric Trump’s shirt.
“I’M ERIC!!!”
“You sure are deputy. You sure are.”
“NO! NOT DUPUTY! ERIC! I’M ERIC!”
“My apologies. Deputy Eric.”
“NOT DUPUTY ERIC! JUST ERIC!”
“Uhhh Sheriff….you think this is a good idea?”
“Of course it is. Dep…uh…I mean Eric here is a fine man with passion for justice. What could possibly go wrong.”
“I don’t know Sheriff…he seems a bit…you know. You sure he’s qualified?”
“ERIC!!! I’M ERIC!!! I DUPUTY AND ERIC!!!”
“If he isn’t the most qualified person for the job then let god tear down these walls. I swear it.”
Present day:
“ERIC NEED GUN!! ERIC SHOOT HURRY CAN!!”
“Sheriff , I think you errored.”
“This doesn’t mean anything. I blame poor construction.”
“ERIC!!! ERIC!!!! ERIC!!!”
“No Eric! No gun.”
(Sheriff sprays water at Eric Trump’s face and Eric reals back with soft moans.)
“No mistakes were made.”
Crackles of thunder.
“However I may have had some misjudgments here or there.”
Proof that Democrats are controlling the weather!
“Special” deputy
Elections have consequences
Sending thoughts and prayers
An old black lady from the south would gently say “look at God” while rocking back and forth in her rocking chair followed by umm mmm 😂
So when it’s a blue state, “it’s god’s wrath, god is telling us gay sex is bad” and when it’s a red state it’s, “see how the democrats are controlling the weather”?
Ok, sure, got it.
Well that is clearly a felony – to destroy a government building.
Deputy Trump, perform your duty and arrest Milton. You’ll find him in the eye of the hurricane. If you don’t see him at first, just stand outside and keep looking.
Everything and everyone Cheetolini touches winds up a smoldering wreck. Looks like Eric is a chip off the old orange block.
Sometimes gawd doesn’t move in mysterious ways, he just straight up puts the smack down on stupid.
Oh, he’s special alright.
Some might say “The lord works in mysterious ways”
That’s not how it works. They must’ve done something gay.
Can’t be true. All the Christian’s in congress said God only bestows tragedy on total sinners. And there’s no way all the worst Americans could be in the south where all the hurricanes and tornados happen.
More like karma. Elect a Trump or put them into some kind of office and God will smite you.
I’ve been here since 1979. Trump weaponized the government against me.
Indeed. God seems to have spoken quite clearly, but they’ll never admit that.
I bet Deputy Eric already has his white galoshes on, ready to help clean up!
Dark Brandon scored a direct hit.
I think God sent him a message
Good call by the sheriff.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Eric wail be in charge of catching the pure scum that stole from kids with cancer.
You know, like he did.
Grifter can never run a chastity again in NY.
It’s only an omen when it hurts someone they hate.
They’ll just start blaming the gays, like they used to.
As an atheist I have to say God works in mysterious ways.
If this is not a sign that God DOES NOT LIKE Donald and MAGA, I dunno what is.
It seems to me that the gods of bullshit control have just had it with Florida.
Have a VERY LARGE TASTE – then promptly TAKE SEVERAL SEATS.
it’s the cleansing
Oh he’s “special” alright
I hope it was not the sheriff’s office and jail. Because you know they wouldn’t have evacuated any prisoners to a safer area beforehand.
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Poetic justice for sure.
Trump got elected and God sent a plague.
Well fuck around, and find out who we Tornado next…
Serves ’em right.
God Swirl
“Special”is definitely the right description for Eric Trump though.
“tEsTiNg OuR fAiTh”
More like, a good example of “God’s Won’t”, amirite?
Sheriff puts star deputy sticker on Eric Trump’s shirt.
“I’M ERIC!!!”
“You sure are deputy. You sure are.”
“NO! NOT DUPUTY! ERIC! I’M ERIC!”
“My apologies. Deputy Eric.”
“NOT DUPUTY ERIC! JUST ERIC!”
“Uhhh Sheriff….you think this is a good idea?”
“Of course it is. Dep…uh…I mean Eric here is a fine man with passion for justice. What could possibly go wrong.”
“I don’t know Sheriff…he seems a bit…you know. You sure he’s qualified?”
“ERIC!!! I’M ERIC!!! I DUPUTY AND ERIC!!!”
“If he isn’t the most qualified person for the job then let god tear down these walls. I swear it.”
Present day:
“ERIC NEED GUN!! ERIC SHOOT HURRY CAN!!”
“Sheriff , I think you errored.”
“This doesn’t mean anything. I blame poor construction.”
“ERIC!!! ERIC!!!! ERIC!!!”
“No Eric! No gun.”
(Sheriff sprays water at Eric Trump’s face and Eric reals back with soft moans.)
“No mistakes were made.”
Crackles of thunder.
“However I may have had some misjudgments here or there.”
Proof that Democrats are controlling the weather!
“Special” deputy
Elections have consequences
Sending thoughts and prayers
An old black lady from the south would gently say “look at God” while rocking back and forth in her rocking chair followed by umm mmm 😂
So when it’s a blue state, “it’s god’s wrath, god is telling us gay sex is bad” and when it’s a red state it’s, “see how the democrats are controlling the weather”?
Ok, sure, got it.
Well that is clearly a felony – to destroy a government building.
Deputy Trump, perform your duty and arrest Milton. You’ll find him in the eye of the hurricane. If you don’t see him at first, just stand outside and keep looking.
Everything and everyone Cheetolini touches winds up a smoldering wreck. Looks like Eric is a chip off the old orange block.
Sometimes gawd doesn’t move in mysterious ways, he just straight up puts the smack down on stupid.
Oh, he’s special alright.
Some might say “The lord works in mysterious ways”
That’s not how it works. They must’ve done something gay.
Can’t be true. All the Christian’s in congress said God only bestows tragedy on total sinners. And there’s no way all the worst Americans could be in the south where all the hurricanes and tornados happen.
More like karma. Elect a Trump or put them into some kind of office and God will smite you.
“ GOD WILLS IT‼️”😂🤣🤣😂
Karma
Reddit: [Deus Vult](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3dbd2YyeN0)
I’ve been here since 1979. Trump weaponized the government against me.
Indeed. God seems to have spoken quite clearly, but they’ll never admit that.
I bet Deputy Eric already has his white galoshes on, ready to help clean up!
Dark Brandon scored a direct hit.
I think God sent him a message
Good call by the sheriff.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Eric wail be in charge of catching the pure scum that stole from kids with cancer.
You know, like he did.
Grifter can never run a chastity again in NY.
It’s only an omen when it hurts someone they hate.
They’ll just start blaming the gays, like they used to.
As an atheist I have to say God works in mysterious ways.
If this is not a sign that God DOES NOT LIKE Donald and MAGA, I dunno what is.
It seems to me that the gods of bullshit control have just had it with Florida.
Have a VERY LARGE TASTE – then promptly TAKE SEVERAL SEATS.
it’s the cleansing
Oh he’s “special” alright
I hope it was not the sheriff’s office and jail. Because you know they wouldn’t have evacuated any prisoners to a safer area beforehand.
No, biden did that…😉
