Tell me you’re an EU founding member without telling me you’re an EU founding member

by Zamzamazawarma

25 comments
  1. HAHA TAKE THAT YOU HWNTW FUCKS, THE GOGS ARE THE HEIGHT OF WELSH CIVILISATION! I’R GÂD MOTHERFUCKERS!

  2. Member of the HRE should substract points, not give them. That was just barbarians cosplaying as Romans.

  3. > invaded Russia

    We should limit this to Moscow. Invading Russia was easy, taking Moscow was the difficult part

  4. That is the most methodologically sound index I have ever seen.

  5. Being part of the HRE is the shittiest brag anyone ever pulled.

  6. I would add one point for being part of Francia.

    Switzerland because of their neutrality shenanigans is the centre of european civilization without being part of it, how poetic.

  7. Shitty german map, south Italy should be very dark red, north carried by florence

  8. But according to this France is very civilised. I’m confused

  9. More parts of Poland should be darker, because Prussia did invade Russia alongside little man bald.

  10. How is Austria so much lighter than Germany, the only one i can see is that we aren’t part of Nato, and maybe not fully in the blue banana
    Cause we were part of the Roman Empire (they weren’t mostly)
    Part of the HRE (We we were the leading and ruling power in the HRE for like 80% of its existence)
    Part of the EU: yes
    PArt of NATO: No like i said
    Part of the blue banana: Partly
    never part of the ottoman empire: yes
    Invaded russia: yes
    Had colonies, now is one: yes
    Less then 20% adult obesity: yes, while Germany isn’t
    pays the eu more than it receives from it: yes
    Not Switzerland: yes

  11. Limburg wins again 😎

    Genuine question, is there any reason why Limburg is darker red than the rest of the Netherlands? Is it because we were part of the Roman Empire and the rest wasnt?

  12. Invading Egypt and deciphering the hieroglyphs should be 2 points

  13. Can we add an “tried to invade Great Britain”, with a bonus point if it was successful?

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