“Remember sir, Michigan is super important to our campaign. You have to nail this speech.”



“Remember sir, Michigan is super important to our campaign. You have to nail this speech.”

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  1. I swear, every single day Pumpkin Tits here picks a new subset of voters he is determined to alienate and offend.

  2. With a mind of mush and a will of iron, trump trudges along spilling bullshit left and right.

  3. “Sioux Falls, thank you very much, Sioux Falls.”

    —To crowd in Sioux City

    “What we saw, at Pleasure, what a name, right now. What we just saw, we just left Pleasure.”

    —Describing fire damage at Paradise, CA

    And he calls Kamala “mentally impaired.”

  4. How has no one else figured out this guy is nothing but a Reddit Troll let out in to the real world?

    I’ve sworn for years he and his cronies sit around and have coffee each day and figure out what new outlandish bullshit he’s going to say just so they can laugh about it not changing the poll numbers because he has his followers so completely brainwashed it no longer matters

  5. …and Michigan is now solidly blue heading into the election. Tigers are in the playoffs, Lions are a SB contender, don’t talk shit about Detroit.

  6. In the fucking moron’s defense (and I shudder when I type that), 99% of the people he was speaking to probably hail from Grosse Pointe or Palmer Woods

  7. Personally I think it’s a great strategy because it mobilizes the hicks everywhere else. Greg Abbott and Turd Cruz pull the same shit here in Texas and it works. Routinely insult and outright lie about all the biggest cities, and the rest of the state eats it up. People in those places never go to Austin or Dallas or Houston, but they know it sucks and is very scary in the cities. Democrats and black people and gays live there! It’s how they keep getting elected despite every big city voting against them.

    I bet people in East Possum Springs, Michigan feel the same way about Detroit, so this will mobilize them too.

  8. His people don’t care about Detroit, it’s all blacks & gangs there, per the people on the TV.

  9. “What? Someone’s gotta tell them Detroit sucks. Might as well be me. After all I’m the guy who says it like it is…”

  10. When he says Detroit, that’s a dog whistle to his supporters to mean Black Americans, that deserve his hate and anger!

  11. Donald Trump explicitly appeals to the most pessimistic and hateful voters, I don’t think insulting their city is going to lose him any votes. They themselves hate it.

  12. “You are losers! You will give me money and votes!”

    Audience gives him money and votes. Next sucker!

  13. DONT CARE As a Law Abiding citizrnI I NOT VOTING for a FELON..

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  14. And yet, still tied in the polls. I can’t sleep, I can’t eat. Get this fucking election over with so I can either relax or plan my escape.

  15. He was in a room with a sign that says “Detroit”. What did you expect to happen? Him being able to think of any other city?

    He needs stronger meds. I hear Republicans have an illegal Pentobarbital dealer on call…

  16. Trump is not the threat. Trump is a fucking baffoon who has a cult of personality and he is being used. No one likes him. No one. Not his lackeys. Not his caucus. Not his family. Not even his supporters like him. Within a month of taking office (if he wins) he will be removed via the 27th amendment. JD Vance will assume power and the true villains in this story, The Herritage Foundation, will kick their plan into full effect.

    They will:

    * Centralize Executive Power
    * Dismantle the federal governments ability to administrate the government itself (creating an environment for mass ~~exploitation~~ **privatization** of civil services).
    * Close the borders as a show piece (with zero effect)
    * Cripple the public school system (See Privatization above)
    * Eliminate environmental protections across the board
    * Ban abortion
    * Ban contraception
    * Ban gay marriage
    * Eliminate civil rights for millions of ‘undesireable’ Americans
    * Make all federal employees ‘appointees’ that can be summarily removed based on fidelity and loyalty to the regime – ensuring only sycophants work in government.

  17. Soooo a pretty nice place to live that’s getting better every day and has problem areas it’s still fixing that are left over from the disastrous policies of Reagan?

    Sounds about normal for the whole country.

  18. The man is 12 years old with a demented brain. God save America from this sorry excuse of a human being.

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