Can we PLEASE join you guys? We’re a new Switzerland or something

by MiskoSkace

42 comments
  1. Pretty sympathetic to the idea: you have good cyclists, above average looking people and great nature. However. Flag looks too slavic and the whole Slovenia/Slovakia thing is just confusing. Should change name and flag.

    V4 not willing to V5?

  2. There maybe is a way to join western Europe.
    How good is your german again?

  3. That flag looks like from a ruski oblast. Good enough to have some cred in easterneurope

  4. “Too socialist” when Wallonia exists.

    Unfortunate that the war crimes part is mandatory though.

  5. You’re gayer than Italy and they’re a part of the gang, for me you can join.

  6. I have no idea who you are. Did you get drunk and try to (badly) plagiarise Russia’s flag whilst leaving a stain on it?

  7. Fellow balkan brother trying to not be balkan?You are in alpine serb

  8. It’s not the socialist part that’s making them closer to Eastern/Central Europe but the Slavic culture/language.

  9. *Slav*enia wants to join Western Europe?

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  10. Why does the slovak want to be western european?

  11. Just join Italy or something… If they can have South Tyrol, then they can have an eye-patch region as well.

  12. As the Žižman told us, it is in fact the border between west and east

  13. Are you the country that once was with the czech? Do you like beer? What do you think of the Fr*nch?

  14. Slavoj Zizek has advocated for unity through the exchange of racist insults, so Slovenes have the capacity to join in on the core activity of this “community”.

    I would propose the flair “least slavic Austrian”

  15. Accept central european.

    No different to slovakia other than the sea access.

  16. Nah, I prefer to keep you UKNOWN from the Americans. Europe’s hidden gem.

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