Guys, I just noticed there are two islands here. Did anyone know about these? What kind of people even live here?

by Cubelock

43 comments

  4. Small, hairy people with a ridiculously huge shlong. They also have some of the hottest girls in the area but the males are busy smashing goats instead. Go figure.

  7. In the bottom one they speak a strange language which grammar rules change in function of humidity levels.

  8. Well Corsicans are very nationalistics (thanks to Napoléon ) and independentistics in the same time. They are pretty racists (for french standard) but there is a black man on their flag.They call their too hot mountainous island “île de beauté”. Wild pig is national animal and they have cheese full of worms

  10. Being an island dweller myself, they are probably a bit inbred and weird but also absolutely wonderful.

  12. Huh?!

    I think you just discovered new land!

    What would you like to call it?

  13. I mean… yeah? Corsica and Sardinia. Dunno how many sardines they eat tho, or if the people are scaly.

  14. There are some of the best people in the world… ah, and also me

  22. I’ve been to Corsica in winter. I think these people are best left alone

  23. The top one is only known for spawning Napoleon. The bottom one is only known for making maggoty cheese.

  25. They make cars go boom and speak strange tongues. They must be Irish

  26. Weirdos who eat maggot-infested cheese. Which tbh I’d like to taste if I liked cheese

  28. I heard they have good cheese

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  30. Only thing I know is that they say they’re nor French, nor Italians…

  31. They have hot ppl

    Source: I met one person from there

  33. According to a well known fairy tale in Germany.
    That’s where the Colonial empire of Malta and The republic of Genoa sent their email addresses to let them be rated from 1-10.

  34. Balkans that are told they are italian and french mostly (and they hate it) 🙂

  36. Corsica: “We want to be independent and it won’t be worth the effort to stop us >:) ”

    Northern Italian city state: “You are right, it won’t be worth the effort to stop you. Hey France, wanna buy this island? 😀 ”

    (Bonus points if you know the reference)

  39. In my life I saw only two kinds of “people” come out of Sardinia:

    1_Basically top models

    2_Sheepmen

  40. One of the smaller islands in the top right of the circle, is where Napolean was first exiled to.

    Which is cool.

  42. I think we should unisland them by draining the Mediterranean. 

  43. Ah I’ve been there, terrible places. Don’t ever go there

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