Small, hairy people with a ridiculously huge shlong. They also have some of the hottest girls in the area but the males are busy smashing goats instead. Go figure.
No one, you should leave them alone
Don’t bother. Go to Spain, Xander…
In the bottom one they speak a strange language which grammar rules change in function of humidity levels.
Well Corsicans are very nationalistics (thanks to Napoléon ) and independentistics in the same time. They are pretty racists (for french standard) but there is a black man on their flag.They call their too hot mountainous island “île de beauté”. Wild pig is national animal and they have cheese full of worms
Worm cheese island. Avoid.
Being an island dweller myself, they are probably a bit inbred and weird but also absolutely wonderful.
Isnt this Iceland and Greenland?
Huh?!
I think you just discovered new land!
What would you like to call it?
I mean… yeah? Corsica and Sardinia. Dunno how many sardines they eat tho, or if the people are scaly.
There are some of the best people in the world… ah, and also me
I guess our cousins Corse are the same but gayer, due to all the fr*nch influence.
That’s north Africa actually.
“People”
Trust me, you don’t want to know
I’ve been to Corsica in winter. I think these people are best left alone
The top one is only known for spawning Napoleon. The bottom one is only known for making maggoty cheese.
Leave us the fuck alone. SARDIGNA NO EST ITALIA!!!
They make cars go boom and speak strange tongues. They must be Irish
Weirdos who eat maggot-infested cheese. Which tbh I’d like to taste if I liked cheese
Is this one of those fake maps to trick Americans?
I heard they have good cheese
Fritalians
Only thing I know is that they say they’re nor French, nor Italians…
They have hot ppl
Source: I met one person from there
Worm cheese eaters
According to a well known fairy tale in Germany. That’s where the Colonial empire of Malta and The republic of Genoa sent their email addresses to let them be rated from 1-10.
Balkans that are told they are italian and french mostly (and they hate it) 🙂
Just check my flair, we’re the Wales of Italy
Corsica: “We want to be independent and it won’t be worth the effort to stop us >:) ”
Northern Italian city state: “You are right, it won’t be worth the effort to stop you. Hey France, wanna buy this island? 😀 ”
(Bonus points if you know the reference)
Sheep Shaggers….. my boss is from Sardinia
Angry peoples
In my life I saw only two kinds of “people” come out of Sardinia:
1_Basically top models
2_Sheepmen
One of the smaller islands in the top right of the circle, is where Napolean was first exiled to.
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Where do you think Sardines come from?
🐏
Oh dw it’s not people
Small, hairy people with a ridiculously huge shlong. They also have some of the hottest girls in the area but the males are busy smashing goats instead. Go figure.
No one, you should leave them alone
Don’t bother. Go to Spain, Xander…
In the bottom one they speak a strange language which grammar rules change in function of humidity levels.
Well Corsicans are very nationalistics (thanks to Napoléon ) and independentistics in the same time. They are pretty racists (for french standard) but there is a black man on their flag.They call their too hot mountainous island “île de beauté”. Wild pig is national animal and they have cheese full of worms
Worm cheese island. Avoid.
Being an island dweller myself, they are probably a bit inbred and weird but also absolutely wonderful.
Isnt this Iceland and Greenland?
Huh?!
I think you just discovered new land!
What would you like to call it?
I mean… yeah? Corsica and Sardinia. Dunno how many sardines they eat tho, or if the people are scaly.
There are some of the best people in the world… ah, and also me
Is that the UK? Didn’t they leave Europe?
That’s where the weirdos live
I think there live belgians.
Average Sardinian family be like:
https://preview.redd.it/95cuwdluaztd1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d02069dceb4d38bc2f9b3b0e560d80676fd82766
I guess our cousins Corse are the same but gayer, due to all the fr*nch influence.
That’s north Africa actually.
“People”
Trust me, you don’t want to know
I’ve been to Corsica in winter. I think these people are best left alone
The top one is only known for spawning Napoleon. The bottom one is only known for making maggoty cheese.
Leave us the fuck alone. SARDIGNA NO EST ITALIA!!!
They make cars go boom and speak strange tongues. They must be Irish
Weirdos who eat maggot-infested cheese. Which tbh I’d like to taste if I liked cheese
Is this one of those fake maps to trick Americans?
I heard they have good cheese
Fritalians
Only thing I know is that they say they’re nor French, nor Italians…
They have hot ppl
Source: I met one person from there
Worm cheese eaters
According to a well known fairy tale in Germany.
That’s where the Colonial empire of Malta and The republic of Genoa sent their email addresses to let them be rated from 1-10.
Balkans that are told they are italian and french mostly (and they hate it) 🙂
Just check my flair, we’re the Wales of Italy
Corsica: “We want to be independent and it won’t be worth the effort to stop us >:) ”
Northern Italian city state: “You are right, it won’t be worth the effort to stop you. Hey France, wanna buy this island? 😀 ”
(Bonus points if you know the reference)
Sheep Shaggers….. my boss is from Sardinia
Angry peoples
In my life I saw only two kinds of “people” come out of Sardinia:
1_Basically top models
2_Sheepmen
One of the smaller islands in the top right of the circle, is where Napolean was first exiled to.
Which is cool.
The lower one eats cheese with live maggots.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu
I think we should unisland them by draining the Mediterranean.
Ah I’ve been there, terrible places. Don’t ever go there