Nach Kasachstan hat Weißrussland Russland den Zugang zu Äpfeln blockiert

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1. Now the army of doctors can finally perform its counter invasion

2. That’ll show them

3. How you like THEM apples, Vladimir?

4. So it’s pretty much just a matter of time before Ruzzia annexes Belaruz

5. Is this related to how Russia has resorted to bartering with fruit as a currency?

   I’m not even joking.

   [https://www.newsweek.com/russia-oranges-trade-barter-pakistan-1962512](https://www.newsweek.com/russia-oranges-trade-barter-pakistan-1962512)

   >According to the agreement, Russia will provide 20,000 tons of chickpeas in exchange for the same amount of Pakistani rice. Separately, Pakistan will trade 10,000 tons of potatoes and 15,000 tons of mandarin oranges for 10,000 tons of Russian lentils and 15,000 tons of chickpeas.

   What’s the conversion rate from Belarusian apples to Pakistani potatoes?

6. I’m sure trump will just send Putin apples himself.

7. Hungry for apples?

8. How d’ya like them apples? Oh, you can’t, that’s right.

9. Et tu, Belarus?

10. I’ve never been as convinced that Russia is fucked as I am after reading this. Like, there are countries denying them access to apples? Really?

11. Let’s put the squeeze on putin starting with apples lol

12. Another lucrative black market opens up, smuggling apples out of Belarus to the rich in Ruzzia. Gangsters gonna hustle.

13. That’s how to get to the core or the issue.

14. Can someone explain how Belarus went from Putin’s doormat to this?

15. Somebody better stay away from windows now.

16. I thought Belarus was their ally. Has anything changed?

17. No apples for the (holds tongue) assples

18. Guess it’s just mandarins then

19. Hey L, did ya know? Lords of war love apples.

20. Commiting heinous war crimes over there?

    # FUCK YOU, NO APPLES!

21. Buy your babushka two iPhones!

22. Starter Fluid apple launchers made of PVC have been sighted on the battlefield.

23. that’s the fairsley difference: we’ve got apples

24. Belarus and Kazakhstan were like:
    “I’ve got Ukraine’s number! How do you like them apples!”

25. The ol’ scurvy strategy… no one ever sees it coming

26. No apples for you!

27. They need their access to potatoes and other vodka making ingredients blocked.

28. Leaving them…hungry for apples?

29. A battle of attrition by scurvy.

30. Hold your tongue and say apple.

    That’s what we think of you, Putie.

31. I don’t get it, thought they were friends?!

32. Doctor’s wetdream.

33. how do you like them apples?

34. Take that, motherfuckers.

35. Well, Russia is the main user of windows for it’s practical purposes anyways.

36. Belarus is/was willing to let Russia try to blitz Kyiv from their country but now they won’t sell them apples? How do those politics work?

37. Fun fact is apples originated in Kazakhstan

38. Hey you like apples?

    Yeah?

    Well how do you them apples?

39. Back to potatoes boys

40. Next Belarus blocks potatoes… Russia is screwed!