You jest cain’t trust the guv-mint.

Posted by 7dayweekendgirl

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  1. This is the truth they had areas on the maps they were sending searchers blanked off because of violence threats by the people there. The volunteers were giving out water and searching for bodies.

  2. I get the point here, but this also makes it look like aid workers are dropping because he’s a Trump voter, not because he’s threatening them. That’s BS. Help is available for everyone and I, a liberal California anti-gun tree-hugger, am glad to have my taxes go to help these people.

  3. Parable of the drowning man:

    A storm descends on a small town, and the downpour soon turns into a flood. As the waters rise, the local preacher kneels in prayer on the church porch, surrounded by water. By and by, one of the townsfolk comes up the street in a canoe.

    “Better get in, Preacher. The waters are rising fast.” “No,” says the preacher. “I have faith in the Lord. He will save me.”

    Still the waters rise. Now the preacher is up on the balcony, wringing his hands in supplication, when another guy zips up in a motorboat.

    “Come on, Preacher. We need to get you out of here. The levee’s gonna break any minute.”
    Once again, the preacher is unmoved. “I shall remain. The Lord will see me through.”

    After a while the levee breaks, and the flood rushes over the church until only the steeple remains above water. The preacher is up there, clinging to the cross, when a helicopter descends out of the clouds, and a state trooper calls down to him through a megaphone.

    “Grab the ladder, Preacher. This is your last chance.” Once again, the preacher insists the Lord will deliver him.

    And, predictably, he drowns.

    A pious man, the preacher goes to heaven. After a while he gets an interview with God, and he asks the Almighty, “Lord, I had unwavering faith in you. Why didn’t you deliver me from that flood?”

    God shakes his head. “What did you want from me? I sent you two boats and a helicopter.”

  4. Do you guys know how stupid you sound that u actually trust the government? Whether or not you’re a repub or democrat you guys are stupid af.

    Pick up a history book

  5. It’s OK, some of the bootstraps survived the flooding, they’ll pull themselves right up!

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