Someone should have told him there were legal routes to changing your last name.
October 12, 2024
Someone should have told him there were legal routes to changing your last name.
Posted by Liquid_disc_of_shit
14 comments
Do you blame the kid?
To be fair, if I had his mom, I would try to be someone else too.
22 counts including multiple felonies and he got off with probation only? I don’t blame his coddling on any political privileges associated with Mom because our justice system is a proven wrist-slapper, but god damn.
He’ll no doubt break the law again. *Them* genes ain’t great.
Edit for hilarity:
*“Police identified Boebert in security footage obtained from a Love’s truck stop in Parachute, in which he was wearing a ‘Grit and Glory’ hoodie. An accomplice wore a sweatshirt with the logo of Shooters Grill, a restaurant previously owned by Congresswoman Lauren Boebert.”*
Defense attorneys are lining up looking for a “helping hand”
Shit does not fall far from the ass that made it.
Does he have a laptop by chance?
BuT wHat abOUt hIs laPtOp?!
Granny Bobo is busy campaigning for The felon Rapist right now. Sorry son. You’re not important.
He looks like the kind of guy I would find under my car stealing my catalytic convertor.
Is “attempted identity theft” “identity tug of war?”
Only the best people
Kid should’ve stolen a razor.
If he commits a few more bigger crimes he can eventually qualify to be the republican nominee for president.
14 comments
Do you blame the kid?
To be fair, if I had his mom, I would try to be someone else too.
22 counts including multiple felonies and he got off with probation only? I don’t blame his coddling on any political privileges associated with Mom because our justice system is a proven wrist-slapper, but god damn.
He’ll no doubt break the law again. *Them* genes ain’t great.
Edit for hilarity:
*“Police identified Boebert in security footage obtained from a Love’s truck stop in Parachute, in which he was wearing a ‘Grit and Glory’ hoodie. An accomplice wore a sweatshirt with the logo of Shooters Grill, a restaurant previously owned by Congresswoman Lauren Boebert.”*
Defense attorneys are lining up looking for a “helping hand”
Shit does not fall far from the ass that made it.
Does he have a laptop by chance?
BuT wHat abOUt hIs laPtOp?!
Granny Bobo is busy campaigning for The felon Rapist right now. Sorry son. You’re not important.
He looks like the kind of guy I would find under my car stealing my catalytic convertor.
Is “attempted identity theft” “identity tug of war?”
Only the best people
Kid should’ve stolen a razor.
If he commits a few more bigger crimes he can eventually qualify to be the republican nominee for president.
Let’s see his laptop