What is next? Church lady eye brows?

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  1. He looks like the old lady roommate from there’s something about Mary

  2. It’s cute when little girls try makeup for the first time!

  3. He used to be pasty white and now he’s orange! When did he decide to be an orange?

  4. It’s hard to look at his ear, it is so mangled from the bullet.

  5. Fox News was literally just making fun of Tim Walz and Mr Harris being the left’s representation of masculinity despite their pony wearing orange foundation and the veep in eyeliner and previous photos in drag

  6. With as much money as he says he has. You would think he would keep a few people around for that. Looks like he pulled a Mrs.Doubtfire with his makeup.

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  7. He looks like Yosemite Sam after he found the dynamite. 

  8. My cats arent too happy i burst out laughing

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  9. Bronzer, makeup, both gender affirming care.

    Wearing a diaper is geriatric affirming care.

  10. Not that it matters to his base… but at what point/depth or hue would something like this be considered enough to cancel a current tv show or have a show removed from streaming?

  11. I swear, there are times where his stupid bronzer looks like black face!

  12. ![gif](giphy|GRQi1zWfAyGzPjRLAb|downsized)

    plague tiddies lol.

  13. He looks like he stuck his face in a camel’s ass. They’re about the right height

  14. He always looks like he just came from a pumpkin pie eating contest.

  15. What color is he? White, orange, bronze? Ya never know, he keeps changing.

  16. I like that he has zero people around him who are willing to tell him his make up is terrible and to hire and pay an actual make up person.

    Either because they all hate him and want to embarrass him, which is the less likely.

    Or

    Everyone around him knows he is a narcissistic petty angry weird old man who will literally throw ketchup on the wall if told the truth.

  17. I wish this was fake. I wish Republicans were like I remember

  18. Everything about this dude is unreal.
    WTF stick with the pasty white.

  19. And he takes more time putting on his face and look how poorly it is done.

  20. It’s a Florida thing.

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  21. This is what it looks like when Poutin farts while you are giving him a rim job.

  22. Lmao the two “manly” Republican leaders they want to send to the White House wear bronzer and eyeliner and do nothing but bitch and complain and moan and whine and shit their pants both figuratively and literally.

    Meanwhile, Tim Walz is kicking off pheasant season like a goddamn American.

  23. “Mommmm! Grandpa fell in his own shit again! Yeah, faceplant”

  24. “Whatssa matter kid? Doncha like clowns?!?”
    Captain Spaulding

  25. Look at that nasty scar on his ear.

    It must be terrible to suffer such disfigurement.

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