Dude is like a sentient apple pie wrapped in the American flag 🇺🇸

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  1. It’s nice to have a normal human being on the ticket. Especially after two decades of Donold trumps fake ass strongman routine.

  2. I am confident that this future VP wouldn’t accidentally shoot a friend while pheasant hunting. 

  3. Perfect optics to draw in some of the maga males. It’s just one of the reasons he was the perfect pick.

  4. Trump gets annoyed as he was told he wasn’t allowed to do this, even when President, no matter how much he wanted to.

    Eventually advisors say “that was peasant shooting. This is pheasant shooting.”

  5. I’d imagine most Trump supporters hunt by using spotlights and an oversized pickup truck That’s never been used to haul anything but an American flag.

  6. Except for that part where he said we need to support Israel’s expansion plans…that’s a bit too HR Clinton for me.
    Although that is, I suppose, as American as apple pie

  7. He got me when he said “mind your own damn business”. I had been thinking about printing up bumper stickers for a long time.

  8. As a non-American, I think it’s a bit ironic how Tim Waltz is now depicted as a perfect American while Trump and Vance are called “un-American”. I mean, I agree that Trump and Vance are total assholes and should never ever be voted into office (again) but most people will associate them with the US and US values just as much as they do with Harris and Waltz. Trump is a prime example of a rich egotistical sleazy American wallstreet asshole and Vance is the typical narrow-minded American hillbilly clicheé type, just with a suit and a law doctorate.

    Being “American” comes in many shapes and forms is what I am saying.

  9. Walz is a “sentient apple pie wrapped in American flag” .. whereas tRump is a “sentient fast food dump wrapped in a stinking diaper”

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