Italian softpower rules Buckingham Palace.

19 comments

1. >King of England

   Don’t make me tap the sign…

2. That’s a useful and respectable job, unlike being a king, so some idiots can worship you like it’s the year 1200.

3. You sound awfully excited for someone thats about to put baked beans on a pizza

4. I got dire news for him, unfortunately

5. He won’t pay taxes on his income so he’s already half napolitan.

6. Sorry lad, best I can do is some mushy peas

7. plebs temptation

8. Every man’s true dream is to grill

9. I mean, he can. Being king is not a real job, just go out and cook pizza

10. I don’t think he realises his career was already decided for him when he was just a glint in his father’s eye.

11. Is there really such a thing as ‘a dream’ when you’re born into one of the richest and most influential families in the world

12. **Louis XII** is back!

13. https://preview.redd.it/v8agdmh66kud1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4a0ca6d5bcba32f901f8df34b37abcd5919d936

14. He needs to get Frederick the great treatment

15. He should qualify as Burger King if he can’t get the pizzas right.

16. Serious question – do Brits believe that the monarchy will still exist when he’s supposed to take over?

    Charles still probably has a few years left and then William will likely rule for decades since he’s only 42 which will put us into the 2060s easily before George might inherit.

17. If he works in Pizza Express uncle Andrew will certainly be over.

18. And Louis the sixteenth always wanted to be a locksmith, follow your counterpart’s path

19. Based, I hope he moves to Naples and be bullied for being English